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Got this E-Mail thought I'd share it (not sure if its real or not, but its a hoot!)


Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something.

The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behaviour didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it.

I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.

I am so sorry.
Elizabeth


RESPONSE:

Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector.

I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T (bridge and tunnel, a NYCity reference)chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never, Brad
 
I react to those emails on a number of levels. Given what happened has happened and nothing Elisabeth does can take it back, I think her email is appropriate.

Brad has rejected Elisabeth's apology, as is his right, although cc-ing the email to 100 people is definitely lacking class and puts him almost in the same league as Elisabeth. I wonder how old they are. Elisabeth did a stupid thing while under the influence. People in their late teens/early 20s are relatively inexperienced with alcohol and people are inclined to have poor judgement when under the influence. How would people react if the roles were reversed? What if it was him who got a bj when drunk in the washroom? I think it depends on the nature of their relationship. Some may condemn Elisabeth for the circumstances under which the act was committed. But really is what she did any worse than what 90% of the male posters on terb do? Is it worse than going for a rub at an MP? So if your wife finds out, is that automatic grounds for public humiliation by circulating your private email correspondence to all of your friends and total banishment from her life, end of discussion? I think it is an over-reaction by Brad. Its sad because he is so angry, and its sad because Elisabeth is paying so dearly for her mistake. I think she deserves probation but not banishment, unless she already used up any credit within the relationship by way of other errors in judgement and/or general selfishness.
 
Questor said:
I react to those emails on a number of levels. Given what happened has happened and nothing Elisabeth does can take it back, I think her email is appropriate.

Brad has rejected Elisabeth's apology, as is his right, although cc-ing the email to 100 people is definitely lacking class and puts him almost in the same league as Elisabeth. I wonder how old they are. Elisabeth did a stupid thing while under the influence. People in their late teens/early 20s are relatively inexperienced with alcohol and people are inclined to have poor judgement when under the influence. How would people react if the roles were reversed? What if it was him who got a bj when drunk in the washroom? I think it depends on the nature of their relationship. Some may condemn Elisabeth for the circumstances under which the act was committed. But really is what she did any worse than what 90% of the male posters on terb do? Is it worse than going for a rub at an MP? So if your wife finds out, is that automatic grounds for public humiliation by circulating your private email correspondence to all of your friends and total banishment from her life, end of discussion? I think it is an over-reaction by Brad. Its sad because he is so angry, and its sad because Elisabeth is paying so dearly for her mistake. I think she deserves probation but not banishment, unless she already used up any credit within the relationship by way of other errors in judgement and/or general selfishness.
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very good points
 
Brad, what are you doing without Janet? You cheatin bastrich or did you never forgive her for what she did with Franknfurter?
 
Cobster.....

Ill bet you are getting a good laugh outta this one eh? I know I did. LMAO
 
ROFLMAO!

*saves a copy for future sure to be break up* hahah funny shit.
What a **** though
 
These letters give you a clear picture of where each person stood in this relationship and what they thought of one another. It seems they each enjoyed having a boyfriend/girlfriend but didn't care who that boyfriend/girlfriend was as much as having one. Brad hated Elisabeth but kept her around because he was too lazy, insecure, or inept to end it. Elisabeth never perceived Brad's lack of feelings for her, but she still chose to explore her desires in a way that humiliated him.

If these two people were my friends, and I had been the recipient of one of the BCC's I would not be impressed with either party. Elisabth would appear the better of the two but just barely. Also, I would now be uncomfortable socializing with Brad, having seen how he harbors his ill will and warehouses his grievances in his relationships. Rather than deal with issues as they come up he chooses to use his grievances as ammunition in greater disputes.

Brad clearly hated Elisabeth so much and for so long but he hung in there. For what? Was he so depserate for a woman as long as she was available, compliant and loyal?

I wouldn't marry either one of these people. I would recommend that Brad and Elisabeth work on their social skills and relationship tools. They both have room for growth. They are both damaged goods.
 
I would recommend that Elizabeth meet me for some one on one counselling in the mens room
 
Questor said:
But eally is what she did any worse than what 90% of the male posters on terb do? Is it worse than going for a rub at an MP? So if your wife finds out, is that automatic grounds for public humiliation by circulating your private email correspondence to all of your friends and total banishment from her life, end of discussion? I think it is an over-reaction by Brad. Its sad because he is so angry, and its sad because Elisabeth is paying so dearly for her mistake. I think she deserves probation but not banishment, unless she already used up any credit within the relationship by way of other errors in judgement and/or general selfishness.
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It is worse because she did it while he was waiting at the table.
If I caught my girlfriend sucking some guy off in a bar washroom, the same response might be permitted.
For the record, I've never cheated on my girlfriend and I never intend to. WIth that said, if by some freak event that I did cheat and got caught, I would expect the same kind of reaction.

However, this email is bogus. Very creative in the response but 90% bogus.
I can't believe I commented on this. LOL
Cheers gentlemen.
 
Lemme see if I have this right...

...if i am to beleive what I read (and you guys), this chick blew not one but two guys (wait...blew one...got finger banged by another) while her BF was waiting at the table?

If she were my SO she would be very, very, very lucky to get by with only an embarassing spam email chain...

Do I believe this to be legit? No, but if I found out it were i would not be surprised. I never ceased to be amazed at the level of stupidity teen and 20 somethings will lower themselves to, with booze as the excuse. We have an entire industry built around it in fact...Girls Gone Wild.....

20 somethings....good for looking at...and very, very, very little else.
 
would the same responses be made if the guy had gone to the washroom,and was the recipient of the BJ,I think not.What should have happened is she should have told him of her fantasies and maybe he would have been on board.But that is not relevant if they are only dating there is no set rules today.She admits to having to much to drink,who's responsible for that.He must have known her a bit to know that something must be wrong,and what guy does not go to the bathroom around the same time as his date.If this was going on in the mens room,you can bet he would have stumbled upon it.If going on in womens there would have been a crowd gathering outside,lol.
This girl is good,2 BJ's in 45 minutes,plus a washroom break,fix hair and makeup,what was her number again.I think he blew(she blew too,lol) a perfect oppurtunity to have a 3-some with her and a girlfriend,just to help with the healing process,then he could have wrote that e-mail if he wanted.
 
lickrolaine said:
would the same responses be made if the guy had gone to the washroom,and was the recipient of the BJ...
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I don't think he would have been gone for 45 minutes. Maybe 5 minutes. :p

Besides, she never would have been the wiser and he would have forgotten about it before they got home. The bigger problem of course is that he found his girlfriend unattractive -- Her thunder thighs and so on, and he was stewing over the fact that she had an extra boyfriend in New Jersey while living with him.
 
Man, most of the time I am thinking, if I saw a girl blowing a guy in a rest room, I am thinking, maybe she might do me??

This letter is bogus. You are at a bar, you know the bathroom is full of guys coming and going. Word would get out fast about a line up of guys waiting a ride on the train.....like that would last long before the bouncers cleared the place out.

Nice letter, pile of BS though....utter fiction.
 
Well sure but then the world looked all funny and I cried for forgiveness.
 
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