getting even

[xyphy]

I would like to know what you guys(and ladies) would do to get even with someone that wronged you.
not a lover or anything like that, someone who made false accusations against you to help their own career, essentially sabotaging me to get me out of the way.
I have no personal ties to this person or any contact now.
Is it illegal to send someone a box of poo?
thanks,
x

 

[Goober Mcfly]

You could man up, Nancy, and walk away.

Or go fark his girlfriend.

 

[Berlin]

Is it illegal to send someone a box of poo?
thanks,
x

I believe it's OK if it's sent as a gift.

 

[hambone]

You could man up, Nancy, and walk away.

Or go fark his girlfriend.

Decisions, decisions, you are one complex farker McFly

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You could man up, Nancy, and walk away.

Or go fark his girlfriend.

If she's old enough date his daughter.

 

[Svend]

False accusations need to be strongly countered, if you stay quiet people might think they are true.
After that, take the high road and don't go to their level. I don't believe in karma, just that any retaliation will diminish you as a person.

 

[great bear]

Put a used condom in his pocket.

 

[Questionable]

you people are so wrong. revenge and hateful activities will only make you a lesser person.

 

[a 1 player]

you people are so wrong. revenge and hateful activities will only make you a lesser person.

I have to disagree here (maybe), sometimes people have to be shown that their actions are totally unacceptable and will not be tolerated. That being said.....

Go to their house in the middle of the night and write an obsenity in their lawn with fertilizer. In a few weeks it will grow to be a beautiful green that they can not get rid of.

If you work in an office, fill up that plastic post under the office chair with some raw fish, or chicken, or something like it. In a couple days it will stink like death and they will not be able to find it.

Put a piece of chicken it the spare tire well in the trunk of their car.

The hottest motherfarking sausce you can find on their lunch sandwich.

Sign them up for free gay porn sites from their work and home internet addresses.

Missing reports. Need I say more.

Of course it is easier telling people what to do than doing them yourself. Just some things to ponder.

 

[George OTJ]

Is it illegal to send someone a box of poo?

It would probably be considered a biohazardous material.

Take a drive out to the country. Pig poo is best especially when it's sloppy - but call it "fertilizer" instead of poo and practice saying it with a straight face.

Alternatly, if he's married have a female friend leave a few messages on his answering machine of the "Me horny, big boy" variety.

P.S. Just read A1's post - think "pig poo and car upolstry" - the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[r2d2]

If these statements that were made about you are serious enough to damage your reputation or hamper you in your job in any way then there is only one approach to be taken and that is through the courts. There are laws against making slanderous or libelous remarks about someone. Unfortunately there are a lot of individuals out there who will stop at nothing to advance their own carreers and as long as they can get away with it they will continue to sabatage others. I too have been subject to this type of individual and I am seriously considering a lawsuit myself to get my retribution.