Gardener_27 new Terb post count leader

[gardener_27]

Well not yet but I may yet be. I joined less than 3 years ago and am racing up to my 300th post. If I pick up my posting rate a bit I could be the new post count leader in a bit under 300 years. Assuming 1) that I live that long and 2) that the current top posters stop posting in the next decade and/or slow down dramatically.

I'm pretty sure that I can pick up my posting rate but have some doubts about the other necessary conditions.

Feel free to check back in 100 years and see how I am doing.

g_27

 

[Berlin]

May you live long and prosper.

 

[HafDun]

Well not yet but I may yet be. I joined less than 3 years ago and am racing up to my 300th post. If I pick up my posting rate a bit I could be the new post count leader in a bit under 300 years. Assuming 1) that I live that long and 2) that the current top posters stop posting in the next decade and/or slow down dramatically.

I'm pretty sure that I can pick up my posting rate but have some doubts about the other necessary conditions.

Feel free to check back in 100 years and see how I am doing.

g_27

The key is to use the Paul Lynd method...one word posts

 

[Rockslinger]

Who was the quickest to 1,000 posts?

 

[HafDun]

Gotcha.

Attaboy

 

[LancsLad]

Interesting


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[xarir]

Porn just ain't what it used to be.

 

[WoodPeckr]

The key is to use the Paul Lynd method...one word posts

Eh....

 

[onthebottom]

Who was the quickest to 1,000 posts?

I'm guessing Sheik.... Fred?

OTB

 

[gardener_27]

I am totally amazed when I look at some of the post counts. 1,000 posts per year seems high but there are a number of members who have 3,000 or more per year.

g_27

 

[HafDun]

I am totally amazed when I look at some of the post counts. 1,000 posts per year seems high but there are a number of members who have 3,000 or more per year.

g_27

g_27 since you are almost at the 300 post count, it is time you learned the truth about TERB. Most members are wards of the Penal system. They have abundant free time to post on TERB. Matter of fact, the OPP has a dedicated special task force that serches out TERB members once their post count exceeds 300 and has them incarcerated under a special provision of the criminal code that deems you guilty by association of numerous sex offences.

 

[HafDun]

If you don't believe me, just make two more posts...and wait for the rap on your door.

It appears to be a nice day, here in Penetanguishe today

 

[LancsLad]

If you don't believe me, just make two more posts...and wait for the rap on your door.

It appears to be a nice day, here in Penetanguishe today

Eh! By gar, you be at dat Penatanguishine 'oliday resort???


She be da nice place.


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[gardener_27]

Explains a lot

g_27 since you are almost at the 300 post count, it is time you learned the truth about TERB. Most members are wards of the Penal system. They have abundant free time to post on TERB. Matter of fact, the OPP has a dedicated special task force that serches out TERB members once their post count exceeds 300 and has them incarcerated under a special provision of the criminal code that deems you guilty by association of numerous sex offences.

That explains a lot. It explains the frequent references to showers. The occasional review that's posted must be by one of the few members still out and about. Incarceration (combined with oxygen deprivation) helps to explain some of the ramblings in the general section.

Now the question is do I continue to post, hoping to elude capture for the next 300 years and claim the post count leader position (by the way, is there a hat or jersey that goes with being the leader?) OR do I stop at 300. I have seen a number of posts by members stating they were stopping only to see their "I'm back" posts a few weeks or months later. Obviously stopping can be an issue.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

g_27

 

[HafDun]

That explains a lot. It explains the frequent references to showers. The occasional review that's posted must be by one of the few members still out and about. Incarceration (combined with oxygen deprivation) helps to explain some of the ramblings in the general section.

Now the question is do I continue to post, hoping to elude capture for the next 300 years and claim the post count leader position (by the way, is there a hat or jersey that goes with being the leader?) OR do I stop at 300. I have seen a number of posts by members stating they were stopping only to see their "I'm back" posts a few weeks or months later. Obviously stopping can be an issue.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

g_27

Only one more post g_27, then you risk witnessing first hand the true TERB inside environment.

note...while some of the reviews are actual SP sessions by TERB members out on day pass, most are fictionalizations of actual encounters with a rather hairy 492 pound Sumo wrestler who is serving time for murdering his parents and siblings. He goes by the alias 'Linda' and does indeed spend a large amount of his time in the shower room looking for newbies. In order to maintain a more interesting review forum, he is often referred to using various SP alias's but it is widely recognized that after a session with Linda, no one leaves in want of more.


'Linda' sometimes posts on this board under the code name Sheik.

 

[Timbit]

May you live long and prosper.

I'd rather live long and pornstar...

Timbit

 

[Timbit]

You'll note that the above post was really apropos of nothing - I was just building my post count.

Timbit

 

[Berlin]

Yes.

I noticed.

 

[HafDun]

Cmon g_27..just one more post to hit the big three double zero.

'Linda' is waiting for you in the shower!

 

[Rockslinger]

Most members are wards of the Penal system.

I knew it! Conrad Black is a member of this Board. Also, have you noticed how many members seek SP appointments on a weekend (weekend pass)?