Since lately it seems like reviews get deleted within a day or two of posting, I thought maybe it was time to post something funny, that would not get removed. Found this on perb and thought you guys and girls here would like it. Made me laugh, but very valid post!! It was written by Blondgirl on perb.
blondgirl
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: bc
Posts: 25
Ladies.....Finally someone speaks out
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Hey ladies.......thought I would do a particular client review then decided to do a hint thread for all the pooners out there that need a little help down there:
1:Keep your hair short no one wants to floss their teeth.....Its quit gross actually.
2:Soap is used for washing rinsing off with just water does not make you clean or fresh....if you want us to pretend we are having fun make it easier and try not to smell like a farm animal....Hey wash your feet too cuz you had those shoes on all day....
3:Hey if your not circumsized pull the skin back and clean it, if you do not do
this daily the smell is enough to make us wanna puke,not to mention the yellow and white gobs that begin to form.....Cleaning this shit is not is not in our job description........
4:your ass area needs to be washed daily....Ladies how many clients do you see that smell like straight up shit even after they shower????Fellas I am not joking...Put soap on facecloth with water and proceed to scrub your actual ass crack....Water does not cut it alone....I seriously do not understand how a man in fancy suit can smell soo bad........
5:if you suffer from halitosis (which many of you do)breath mints and gum can help momentarily,sometimes yall smell like you just had a dick in your mouth...
6:If you have been drinking then please opt for hj as none of us sps really wanna play with your limp dick for an hour.......
7:Again I will go back to hygiene you also need to wash your genitals paying special attention to your dick and balls.....when they are neglected they begin to smell like a wet shower curtain... If you wash with soap and water and the smell persists you should seek medical attention.....
Okay gentlemen I could go on but I think those are enough lessons for today....Unlike sps you cannot handle the truth....Hope some of you take heed and make our lives a whole lot easier.....No other sps have balls to say all this cuz they are kissing your asses to try and make money on here.......But trust me we do all think it.....
blondgirl
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: bc
Posts: 25
Ladies.....Finally someone speaks out
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Hey ladies.......thought I would do a particular client review then decided to do a hint thread for all the pooners out there that need a little help down there:
1:Keep your hair short no one wants to floss their teeth.....Its quit gross actually.
2:Soap is used for washing rinsing off with just water does not make you clean or fresh....if you want us to pretend we are having fun make it easier and try not to smell like a farm animal....Hey wash your feet too cuz you had those shoes on all day....
3:Hey if your not circumsized pull the skin back and clean it, if you do not do
this daily the smell is enough to make us wanna puke,not to mention the yellow and white gobs that begin to form.....Cleaning this shit is not is not in our job description........
4:your ass area needs to be washed daily....Ladies how many clients do you see that smell like straight up shit even after they shower????Fellas I am not joking...Put soap on facecloth with water and proceed to scrub your actual ass crack....Water does not cut it alone....I seriously do not understand how a man in fancy suit can smell soo bad........
5:if you suffer from halitosis (which many of you do)breath mints and gum can help momentarily,sometimes yall smell like you just had a dick in your mouth...
6:If you have been drinking then please opt for hj as none of us sps really wanna play with your limp dick for an hour.......
7:Again I will go back to hygiene you also need to wash your genitals paying special attention to your dick and balls.....when they are neglected they begin to smell like a wet shower curtain... If you wash with soap and water and the smell persists you should seek medical attention.....
Okay gentlemen I could go on but I think those are enough lessons for today....Unlike sps you cannot handle the truth....Hope some of you take heed and make our lives a whole lot easier.....No other sps have balls to say all this cuz they are kissing your asses to try and make money on here.......But trust me we do all think it.....
I hope you think coffee shooting out of a nose is funny! OMG it hurts!