Funny Chinese Proverbs

[TheNiteHwk]

Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

[kramer]

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

 

[kramer]

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

 

[baci2004]

Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.

 

[Perry Mason]

Woman who fly plane upside down have crack up.

 

[flyingdgn]

Crosseyed teacha have trouble controlling pupils.

 

[RayFinkel]

Man who go through Airport turnstille sideways
going to Bangkok.

 

[Maryln]

Gotta love the Chineese

Man who lay woman on hill have "peace on earth"

 

[Perry Mason]

Man who jump off bridge in Paris is in Seine.

 

[banshie]

Man who go through Airport turnstille sideways
going to Bangkok.

LOL. My favourite.

 

[blitz]

Safe man who wanks to internet may still get virus

 

[Slant]

You can meet girl in park, or park meat in girl!

 

[blitz]

Man who eat cookie will be fortunate