Funniest Thing you've said to an SP

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Was in between rounds with an SP who i repeat with often. We were talking about her christmas plans, and she mentioned she's going out west. She said that she was procrastinating getting everything ready and packed. Without realizing what i was saying, the following came out of my mouth.

"So did you get all your shit packed?
 

HOF

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Had a session with SP where she accidentally hit me in jaw, later in session , I accidentally pulled of her ear ring, I said "The score is now tied", she laughed hysterically.

Another session, SP had just finished performing a pole dance for me and resumed BJing me on sofa(It felt like a private booth scenario in SC), I then said "There is no sex in the Champagne Room", she broke out in laughter.

No sex in the Champagne Room that's funny!

Ok, in the past four months.

I had one lady say, "I think you've done this before." My reply, "Once or twice, but who's counting."

During pillow talk with this beautiful blonde, she says, "Did you hear that" and breaks into laughter and says, "Oops, I farted." I replied, "I know I can smell it.":eek:

On my amazing race day, Julia called me the "Cookie Muncher" and I replied, "C is for cookie that's good enough for me." Gotta love sesame street.

Then, There's Amanda and Becky. Say no more, "You had me at Suck MY Cock" LMAO.
 
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