Fuck me once
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ok then fill in the blanks
fuck me once_______________
fuck me twice__________________
fuck me thrice_____________
fuck me once_______________
fuck me twice__________________
fuck me thrice_____________
fuck her once, to enjoy the thrill,
fuck her twice, to have your way,
fuck her thrice, you'll need your pill,
fuck her four times, and she should pay!
fuck her twice, to have your way,
fuck her thrice, you'll need your pill,
fuck her four times, and she should pay!
OK Stacey this ones from me to you
fuck me once, to make me smile
fuck me twice, to hear me pant
fuck me thrice, I'll sleep a while
fuck me four times, I bet you can't
fuck me once, to make me smile
fuck me twice, to hear me pant
fuck me thrice, I'll sleep a while
fuck me four times, I bet you can't
Fuck me once, it is not enough
Fuck me twice, if you think your tough
Fuck me thrice, hear me moan and groan
Fuck me four times, can you do it alone
Fuck me twice, if you think your tough
Fuck me thrice, hear me moan and groan
Fuck me four times, can you do it alone
Fuck me once, shame on you
Fuck me twice, shame on me
A man walks along a beach and sees a beautiful lady with no arms and legs lying on the beach crying.
He stops and asks her "what's wrong?"
she responds, "because I don't have any arms or legs, i've never been hugged before"
so he picks her up and hugs her
He says "do you feel better now?"
She says "no, because I don't have any arms or legs, i've never been kissed before"
so he picks her up and kisses her
He asks again "do you feel better now?"
She says "no, because I don't have any arms or legs, i've never been fucked before"
so he picks her up and throws her into the ocean and yells, "Now you're fucked"
Fuck me twice, shame on me
A man walks along a beach and sees a beautiful lady with no arms and legs lying on the beach crying.
He stops and asks her "what's wrong?"
she responds, "because I don't have any arms or legs, i've never been hugged before"
so he picks her up and hugs her
He says "do you feel better now?"
She says "no, because I don't have any arms or legs, i've never been kissed before"
so he picks her up and kisses her
He asks again "do you feel better now?"
She says "no, because I don't have any arms or legs, i've never been fucked before"
so he picks her up and throws her into the ocean and yells, "Now you're fucked"
Fuck me once to earn a buck
Fuck me twice to change my luck
Fuck me thrice to ease my pluck
fuck me four we must be stuck..
Fuck me twice to change my luck
Fuck me thrice to ease my pluck
fuck me four we must be stuck..
Stacey:
Fuck you once,
_You beg for more
Fuck you twice,
_Face on the floor
Fuck you thrice,
_Ass desecrated
Fuck you four times,
_And now you're sated
For a few minutes. . .
Fuck you once,
_You beg for more
Fuck you twice,
_Face on the floor
Fuck you thrice,
_Ass desecrated
Fuck you four times,
_And now you're sated
For a few minutes. . .
I think the Viagra company could use these little poems as road signs like the Burma Shave people used to... Who wants to pitch the idea?
Viewer said:Fuck you once,
_You beg for more
Fuck you twice,
_Face on the floor
Fuck you thrice,
_Ass desecrated
Fuck you four times,
_And now you're sated
For a few minutes. . .
Yesssssssssssss, yeaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss, yesssssssssss
Fuck me once to get me hot
fuck me twice cause I want more
fuck me thrice and hit the spot
fuck me four and ever more
fuck me twice cause I want more
fuck me thrice and hit the spot
fuck me four and ever more
Fuck me once on the bed
Fuck me twice on the floor
Fuck me thrice with your hard head
Fuck me four you leave me sore
Fuck me twice on the floor
Fuck me thrice with your hard head
Fuck me four you leave me sore
