Heard a great one the other day.
Ok, wife goes to a pet shop to get something for her hubby. She finds everything just too expensive. She asks the clerk if they have anything a little cheaper. He replies, "Well, we have these frogs. They`re ugly brutes, but it`s rumored that they give great blow-jobs." She`s thinking, mmm, I won`t have to go down on him again. Taking a chance, she hands over the cash. She shows her hubby the frog, and tells him the story. He bursts out laughing. Later that night however, she`s awaken to hear banging and clattering coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds her husband and the frog in the kitchen with pans and cookbooks scattered everywhere. "What the hell`s going on?" she asks. He replies, "This damn frog`s amazing! As soon as I can teach it to cook, you`re looking at a divorce.....!"
Ok, wife goes to a pet shop to get something for her hubby. She finds everything just too expensive. She asks the clerk if they have anything a little cheaper. He replies, "Well, we have these frogs. They`re ugly brutes, but it`s rumored that they give great blow-jobs." She`s thinking, mmm, I won`t have to go down on him again. Taking a chance, she hands over the cash. She shows her hubby the frog, and tells him the story. He bursts out laughing. Later that night however, she`s awaken to hear banging and clattering coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds her husband and the frog in the kitchen with pans and cookbooks scattered everywhere. "What the hell`s going on?" she asks. He replies, "This damn frog`s amazing! As soon as I can teach it to cook, you`re looking at a divorce.....!"
