review
I saw Foxy Lady last week, and she is all but foxy... more like coyote lady, as in I'd chew off my right arm like a trapped coyote, then cut off my left so she wasn't looking for a one armed man.
The place:
A delapidated shithole of a motel off ritson north - I almost passed it as it seems uninhabitable, but I was horny, she was cheap, and toftt.
The beauty:
Foxy advertises as a d cup 125 lb 35 year old. Not a chance. 125 lbs in the mid section maybe, except the chest.... I'm going for a saggy c. Another note... is that a good nickname for her would be summer - sum'ert teeth are here and sum'er teeth are there and not all in a line.
The date:
Now I didn't get a good look at her when I first arrived as she was hiding behind the door of the 9'x9' room. Upon entering she smiled, I shivered. Too late to turn back. we talked a bit then she proceeded to give a bbbj to finish (with teeth *shivers*). I didn't want to venture down south - for all I knew some of her teeth ended up there too. after the clean up, she smoked, I contemplated life and went on my way.
Prognosis:
Unless you're into trailer trash middle aged ex- truckers with a mullet and pancake nipples - don't waste your $90.00.
The best part of the visit was leaving and being able to go right on the highway for a quick getaway.
