for the cheating spouse

Nofah Kingway

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For those of you cheating on your spouse, how do you pay for your expenses, such as dinners, hotel rooms, etc?? Cash all the time?

I have a business idea and would like to get some initial feedback to see if it would work. Would you pay a premium, say 5% to 10%, if you could legitimize your cheating-related expenses on your VISA statement. So, if you are going out to dinner, instead of you paying, you would not pay the restaurant directly, but instead a third-party provider would pay on your behalf and you would pay the third-party, plus 10% premium and would appear on your VISA statement as a completely different transaction.

And by the way, cheating on your spouse is such a bad term, I prefer to call it "domestic fraud" instead.
 
Question: Don't you think the SO would question any out of the ordinary transaction on a visa statement?

Women in general are very observant, especially when it comes to money and statements that get delivered to your house. I'm sure they also puruse the phone bills for #'s, etc.

GDL
 
I had some guy from Nigeria propose this deal to me in my email inbox a few times before...
 
Nofah Kingway said:
For those of you cheating on your spouse, how do you pay for your expenses, such as dinners, hotel rooms, etc?? Cash all the time?
And by the way, cheating on your spouse is such a bad term, I prefer to call it "domestic fraud" instead.

I pay cash for some of the items I buy, not worrying about the airmiles.
This way when, if, I get hooked I can continue doing what I do with not question. Also I always give out or say that I prefer cash and don't like CC and I met a few guy that ID theft. This way I don't arose suspicion.
I am single now but if anything happens to me and parents or family had to go through my things, nothing will show.

Always pay cash when doing DF-domestic fraud.

BTW I like the term domestic fraud.
 
Nofah Kingway said:
Would you pay a premium, say 5% to 10%, if you could legitimize your cheating-related expenses on your VISA statement.

No I wouldn't
 
That is the worst idea ever.
 
Much simpler.

Have separate accounts. Whenever I've lived with a female, yes, we had a joint account to cover joint expenses, but also had our own accounts. Our own expenses were our own problems.

For those so stupid as to wed their finances, and being with a spouse who demands and expects monotony, errr, monogamy, A married friend of mine deposits expense cheques from work into a separate account she doesn't know about. More than covers his hobbying.
 
Hobbying isn't cheating or domestic fraud... I consider it advanced masturbation!

I would not pay a premium, just pay cash and keep it off the books.
 
moresex4me said:
Hobbying isn't cheating or domestic fraud... I consider it advanced masturbation!

I would not pay a premium, just pay cash and keep it off the books.

Gotta love the name captain starfish....does that make me Miss Starfish
 
Molly Robinson said:
Gotta love the name captain starfish....does that make me Miss Starfish

Thank Scarlett, she's the one that came up with it! And if we are going to continue the metaphor, a Captain drives a ship, so would that make you the SS Molly? No, I saw one recently, and I thought it appropriate: the SS Molly's Folly!

PS I think you're due for another cruise... :D