Simplistic at best but still quite funny.
http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=segway_more_complicated_than_it_needs_to_be
http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=segway_more_complicated_than_it_needs_to_be
RIGHT!Mrs_Stiffler said:Fang, you have way too much time on your hands. Get busy doing something more productive, or at least seductive.
How about a motortrike:Goober Mcfly said:A farking TRICYCLE? I wouldn't be caught dead riding a tricycle.
*hops on Segway and rides off*