Florida man demands right to wed computer

eznutz

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Chris Sevier, a man from Florida, believes he should be allowed to wed his Macbook. Mr Sevier argues that if gays should be allowed to marry, then so should other sexual minorities.

Mr Sevier states he has fallen in love with a pornography laden computer. “Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida. This appears to be not a passing holiday romance, but a lifelong commitment. If gays have the right to “marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object”, he said.

Mr Sevier, who describes himself as “a former judge advocate and combat veteran”, is persistent, filing claims not only in Florida but also Utah.
The Utah claim, which in reality is an attempt to throw a spanner in the works of a gay marriage case in the federal court, runs to 50 pages.
Mr Sevier argues that allowing gays to marry but denying him the same right amounts to discrimination.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...rriage-mac-wedding-computer-Florida-Utah.html
http://www.scribd.com/doc/221662625/Motion-to-intervene-as-plaintiff-filed-by-Movant-Chris-Sevier
 

WoodPeckr

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This should be moved to the Tech Forum!
The fanbois there will luv it BIGTIME!.....:eyebrows:
 

Celticman

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Must be legal in Canada. Blackrock and Fuji married their computers.
 

rhuarc29

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I guess the Republicans were right: allow gay marriage and you open the floodgates! lol
 
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