Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.
I don't think you are a fool after reading your post, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. No, come to think of it, you would.
In conclusion, as your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, creep!
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