I read this and my twisted (but healthy) mind took me WAY OFF on a tangent here!
When I saw the title of this post I completely misinterpreted it and thought that “first time on a plane” meant the first time you had sex on a plane and “where did you go” referred to where you had it on said plane and I thought where else can you have it except in the bath rooms?
…..or ….in the isles when everyone is asleep and the lights are down….…or the kitchenette between sections because they have those little drapes … or the sleeper lounge that the flight attendants use…or in your seat if you hide under a blanket….
Or if you own a plane or get a private charter, you can just do it in your seat or anywhere you like.
There is actually a hilarious (Or tragic - It depends on you) chapter of a book called Hero of the Underground by Jason Peter a former NFL player who developed an addiction to pain killers after sustaining several injuries.
He wanted to go to rehab “again” but wanted to go “in style” so he chartered a private plane and hired 2 escorts to keep him company the whole way.
Besides the escorts, he also brought an eight ball (cocaine and heroin) with him. When the plane landed to refuel, he had to step out and was nervous that the crew would see all the drugs lying around but they simply tidied up the plane and he got back in and the party continued until he reached his destination and began his rehab treatment which saved his life.
In another chapter, he mentioned a female friend who took him to a sex club where he paid a another woman to blow him at the exact instant he took a hit of crack and he said the sensation was awesome. I’ll take his word for it but no need to try it myself!
But back to the topic of this posting: My first flight was to Disney World in Florida except I was less than a year old and have absolutely no recollection of the trip. So….I never got to see Mickey….even if I did see Mickey.
Maybe that’s why I’m into SC’s, SP’s and MPA’s today because I never really got to go to Disney World!
There! That’s my excuse and I’m standing by it!
I’m also going to make sure that I never go there (even if I’m in Florida!) so I can continue to use my excuse!
Wow… this has been a cathartic growth period for me! Lol!