Fired Maintenence Crew

[sensual red]

They were taking WAY too f***ing long to repair this course so re-hired my own crew ( Hot young wet blondes that have a thing for Red Heads)

Calloway, Anselmo, & CEO, good golfin' to ya !! Smiles!!
I looked at my calendar and NOPE it's NOT X-Mas yet, but I'm overlooking your Christmas Lists and see that you've been nothing BUT good. You're the first's on my X-Mas list!!

Back again like I always say!!

R.Jenna

 

[ceo8888ca]

So many "Openings"....

and so little time!

What are we all going to "DO" ? or should that be ...

Who are we going to "DO" ?

I am going to start up a random number generator in gwbasic to help make up my mind...

 

[anselmo]

Is this an imposter? Will the real RJ please identify yourself. Let's see if I receive that invitation to play on this course. Hey RJ, should I take my clubs out and starting cleaning them? Are you going to book me a tee-off time? Pm me please before I get all excited to play this course.

 

[sensual red]

No Worries my precious golf pro's. I am really looking forward to some serious tee time. So So sorry for the rainy season/delay in the past unretrievable weeks. I'd say that it's not my style, but who am I kidding.

In all seriousness guys, I'm in hopes of becoming a more available woman, just a little patience is all that I ask in this drastic transformation. Thanx!

Anselmo you are well beyond a patient man and for that I am in debted!! hee hee! Or impressed, one of the two.

R.Jenna

 

[calloway]

The beautiful Red Jenna has made her 96th comeback in 5 years... or should that be called a cumback

You should have hired the proper maintenance crew in the first place Jenna... CEO and Anselmo don't know a thing about your course... where people like me and Gentleman_Wloo have been playing you for years. That didn't sound right did it? Sorry... but you know what I mean. Great to see you back AGAIN Jenna... as always. I'll jump on you very soon because no one knows... including Jenna herself... how long she'll be around. By the way... have there been any changes to the course?

 

[thundergod]

I've given up on RJ....tried her phone well over 100 times without success! Her course is either overbooked for tee times....or always ground under repair. No free lift either!

I miss you RJ, and hope all is well!

 

[anselmo]

Well RJ, yes I'm a patient man, that's the number one quality one needs to play golf well. You need to be calm, study the situation, and wait for the right opportunity to score well. And when I score well, watch out! So you're indebted and impressed by me? Well I can't wait to see how indebted you really are and you will be impressed, I'm sure. I take my game seriously and can't wait to tee-off. By the way, stop messing around with these amateur maintenace guys. I don't know where you find them, but it's time you start bringing in the pros that understand course management. That's my other speciality, so next time call me when you want a serious transformation. LOL

Calloway, you must know something about my golf game. I am a touring pro. I play only the best courses in the world. True I have not played every course, but that is my mission and passion in life. I quickly adapt to new courses and use my experience from the other great courses I played to score quickly and often. I always have been invited back to play every course again cause I bring a new perspective to the course that they haven't seen before. I bring a new, refreshing, exciting game leaving the course in better shape than when I arrived. It's not the same old, same old with me. LOL

 

[Rogie]

Surprise!

RJ - yer box is full. Kick Calloway the hell out of it & let the rest of us know when you're up for some appointments.

I believe you still owe a shot at my top 3 list - something about moving into the top slot if I recall correctly.

Anyhow, post or PM when you're taking appointments.

Rogie

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

"playing" RJ

The beautiful Red Jenna has made her 96th comeback in 5 years... or should that be called a cumback

You should have hired the proper maintenance crew in the first place Jenna... CEO and Anselmo don't know a thing about your course... where people like me and Gentleman_Wloo have been playing you for years. That didn't sound right did it? Sorry... but you know what I mean. ...

calloway, I think they know what you mean....being old pros, we have played the course many times, and always found it to be enjoyable, challenging, and one of life's many great pleasures!

RJ can't wait to get out to play again soon! My clubs are getting rusty (that didn't sound right either)