Fiona The Sheep

[MissCroft]

She was stuck on a cliff for two years.

Britain’s ‘loneliest sheep’ rescued after two years at foot of cliff

The ‘over-fat’ ewe, named Fiona, was hauled up from her solitary spot on a remote Scottish beach by farmers

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[Mr Deeds]

You'd think one of the farmers would miss his girlfriend after all that time

 

[Ponderling]

Now just apply AI to interpret the different intonation of the baa's, and...

We can get the finest first novel of a female incel sheep.