FINALLY for the guys - Bra Types & sizes explained

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:p Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.

Relieved the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

A - Almost Boobs...
B - Barely there.
C - Can't Complain!
D - Dang!
DD - Double dang!
E - Enormous!
F - Fake.
G - Get a Reduction.
H - Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
 
I - Ay Ay Ay
J - Juggs
K - Killers
L - Lethal
M - Massive
N - No room next to her
O - Objects may appear larger than anything you've ever see before
P - People Pay to see them
Q - Quintuplets could live on these.
R - Really uncomfortable
S - Smother Hazard
T - Tonnage
U - Underwire no longer useful
V - Voluminous
W - Will you please help me sit up?
X - Xaggeration Not Necessary
Y - Yes they're real - what doctor would do this to a human being?
Z - Zoned for multiple dwellings or commercial use.
 
Hmmm, I thought the Prestbyterian ones were meant to bind and compress them until they practically punched out the back.

Mountains oit of mole hills? I don't know, I've seen some Baptist congregations where the landslides could overwhelm any bra.

BTW, I've seen a simillar glossary of terms which includes German Luthern: Holtzemfromfloppen.