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friendz4evr

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From today's USA Today:

ROSWELL, Ga. — Richard Thorne grins as he waves his hand under a toilet paper dispenser in a women's restroom. The machine spits five sheets of tissue into his grasp. A year in the works, the electronic tissue dispenser is being rolled out to the masses by Kimberly-Clark Professional as it seeks to capture more of the $1 billion away-from-home toilet paper market. The company believes most people will be satisfied with five sheets — and use 20% less toilet paper.

"Most people will take the amount given," says Thorne. Waxing philosophical, he adds, "People generally in life will take what you give them."

Kimberly-Clark turned to focus groups and years of internal research to determine just how much is right.

Americans typically use twice as much toilet paper as Europeans — as much as an arm's length each pull, Thorne says. The company decided the best length is about 20 inches — or precisely five standard toilet paper squares, though the machine can also be adjusted to churn out 16 inches or 24 inches, depending on the demand.

By Greg Bluestein, Associated Press

Is anyone here going to be happy with 5 sheets?
 

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The wife said to her husband:
"I'd like to have larger breasts, so I will need $5000 for plastic surgery."
Husband Sez: "Why dont you just rub them with toilet paper."
Wife: "What will that do?"
Husband:"Look what its done for your ass!"


Old one sorry if you've heard it.
 

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friendz4evr said:
ROSWELL, Ga. — Richard Thorne grins as he waves his hand under a toilet paper dispenser in a women's restroom...

Is anyone here going to be happy with 5 sheets?
That may be enough in the women's washroom but 5 sheets won't take care of a man sized crap. Especially if it's 5 sheets of that 1-ply, see-through tissue paper that you find in most public restrooms.
 
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