During WW2 a Canadian soldier, stationed in England, was aboard a train returning to his base after a short leave. He walked through the whole train looking for an empty seat. He saw a middle aged woman whose small dog was occupying the seat next to her. He politely asked if her if the dog could sit on her lap so he could have the seat next to her. The lady said, "You know, I'm fed up with you Canadians. You're lazy, loud and obnoxious. You spend all of your time drinking in our pubs and sleeping with our young women. So, no, my dog is not giving up her seat for a worthless Canadian."
Out of frustration, the soldier grabbed the dog and threw it out the window and sat down in the now vacant seat.
A distinguished looking gentleman across the aisle said to the soldier,"You know you Canadians have a habit of doing the wrong thing. You speak with a strange accent, you drive on the wrong side of the road and you hold your fork in the wrong hand. And now sir, you have thrown the wrong bitch off the train!"