Favourite Pick-Up Lines...

[Troops]

I ususally just walk up to a guy....place my hand over his mouth and say....lets savour this moment....WANNA FUCK?

Thanks babe..........i had a great time.

 

[the rusty tromb]

I'm rich and stupid.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Re: Cardinal Fang

Well it wouldn't have been so bad if you had been wearing your watch on your wrist instead of that.....errr...other place you were wearing it.

I was unaware they made watch-bands that small.

 

[hot rod]

Look her in the eye with a shy smile. Then glance at your own crotch for a moment. Look back up into her eyes sincerely, and then say softly, " Well ... it's not going to suck itself!"

 

[SlitMan]

this was so lame it actually worked. Made her laugh her ass off when it clicked. Then she phucked my brains out

Me: Hi .. you look like you have some oriental in you?
Her: No why ?
Me: Do you want some ?

 

[Kassidy]

Here's another

Hey baby, you know you look more and more beautiful everyday. Infact today you look like tomorrow.

Emma

 

[Aussie visitor]

Hold out your arm straight and ask her to feel the loose skin on your elbow, when she does, tell her thats exactly what your scrotum feels like "now that we are on such intimate terms, wanna fuck?"

 

[classy girl]

Can I come home with you...I dont bite and I will sleep at the end of your bed?? (puppy wine and droopy puppy eyes)

Lets see how many thrusts we can do before I explode??

 

[twisted troll]

One from Duke Ellington:

He: "I'm so jealous of your dress..."
She:"Why?"
He: "Because it's closer to you than I'll ever be."

 

[Aussie visitor]

That shirt is very becoming on you, but then again if I was on top of you, I'd be cumming too.

 

[Top Jimmy]

"JOOVannaDAnz?"

 

[HowardHughes]

When I was in University (about 10 years ago) - I went down to Cornell for a few days. I was approached by a lady at a fraternity party - she asked me if I played football for Cornell. Me, being my witty self asked back.."well, gee..uh no...does Cornell have a football team?". Really smart, eh?

Generally, I am a very shy guy - so I am flattered when I get approached.