Favourite Pick-Up Lines...

[wrong hole]

I'm sure it's probably been done before....

but since it's a slow day....let's give it a go

The usual and most simpliest one....

'How are you doing tonight'

or Friend's version...

'How you doin'

If I want to get creative....

'Van Gogh once ate yellow paint cuz he wanted to know how yellow felt....can I eat you to know how you feel'

or if I'm in a horny and ranchy mood....

'Hey nice shoes....wanna Fuck'

I think there is a pick-up line for each type of woman(intellectual, artsy, horny, farmer's daughter..etc) and for each type of occasion/situation(bar, wedding, funeral, Bris..etc)...

...what are some of yours....

 

[penguin_jf]

1. "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name!"
2. (give the person bottle of tequila) "Drink this, then call me when you're ready!"
3. "You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
4. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
5. "I'll bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down!"
6. "I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have 'em right now, they're out in the car."
7. "Hey babe! Drop the zero and stick with a hero. You had better come with me!"
8. "I have only 3 months to live"..........
9. "Excuse me but is it just me, or does the tequila taste funny?" [hand her an untouched shot]
10. "Help the homeless - take me home with you"

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Happy is he that hath your view.
More happy is he that sighs for you.
But happy sure he needs must prove
Who sighing, makes you sigh for love.

Happy is he that may be bold
To kiss your lips, and not controlled
To taste sweetness that hath power
To give life at a dying hour.

Happy is he that may so much
As hear and see and taste and touch
Those eyes, lips, hands, breasts and the rest
That can make man like angel blessed.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ok......who put that shit in Goober's drink?

 

[Berlin]

Na... I think Goob just had a really nice pie.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Now back to our regurlarly scheduled topic

*Walks up to stunning blonde at the bar*

"Hi there, did you know that you remind me of an escort I fell in love with once?"

 

[mmm61318]

(Said to a women) F88k me if i am wrong, but isn't your name Frank?
" had a freind try this, next think i know they go out to his car and he f**ks her.....no shit "

(spot a women hold a beer bottle near the neck) You must be thinking about your b/f, cuz if you were thinking about me, your hand would be down here (slide hand down to wider part of bottle)

If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

 

[penguin_jf]

Now back to our regurlarly scheduled topic

*Walks up to stunning blonde at the bar*

"Hi there, did you know that you remind me of an escort I fell in love with once?"

lol

 

[Cardinal Fang]

lol

Strangely enough Penguin_if, that's exactly the reaction I get closely followed by a swift kick to the testicles!

 

[Kassidy]

The Most Creative

Although this line didn't work, I had to give the guy credit for his creativity:

Guy: Do you like my watch?
Me: Ummm....yeah...it's a nice watch
Guy: Did you know that my watch is a magic watch?
Me: (looking around desperately for a way to escape) That's.....nice.
Guy: Do you know what my watch tells me?
Me: (hoping he'll shut up) What does your watch tell you?
Guy: It tells me your not wearing any underwear.
Me: (giving him the "drawl back under you rock" look)
Guy: Oh, wait a minute, I forgot, it is two hours fast
*insert the sound of my feet heading away from him*
Guy: Hey wait, can I get you number??!!

Emma

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I SAID I WAS SORRY EMMA22!

Why can't you get past that?

 

[Terry66]

Once said to a woman, after the wet t-shirt contest at a bar, that I thought she had really nice tata's...... it worked........still married to her

 

[k57]

Once said to a woman, after the wet t-shirt contest at a bar, that I thought she had really nice tata's...... it worked........still married to her

Does this mean you were married to her at the time?

 

[Kassidy]

Cardinal Fang

Well it wouldn't have been so bad if you had been wearing your watch on your wrist instead of that.....errr...other place you were wearing it.

*shudders at the memory*

Emma

 

[Terry66]

Does this mean you were married to her at the time?

Did not know her at the time I had said it.....

 

[TimeofYourLife]

I ususally just walk up to a guy....place my hand over his mouth and say....lets savour this moment....WANNA FUCK?

 

[Big Bear]

Another variation: Hi I have just inherited $30 million and don't know what to do with it. Will you help me?

 

[wildone99]

that's a great line

I ususally just walk up to a guy....place my hand over his mouth and say....lets savour this moment....WANNA FUCK?

TIME OF YOUR LIFE, now that is what a guy can only dream of, lol

 

[drlove]

"I really want to fuck you tonight."

Works every time!

 

[kumamake]

i tried this and i got lucky
walked over to a lady with huge tits and,

me: are u open minded?
her: well it depends
me: ( staring at her tits) are those work of god?
her: (smiling) yes
me: well at least we have something in common
her: whats that?
me: we are both well endowed.

the best tit fuck i have had.