Fats Domino is Missing

oh, I was just about to ask:

He's missing what?
All the great weather we are enjoying?
All the wonderful sp's we have in T.O.?
All the great reality TV shows on now?
his 1964 stratocaster guitar?
The left rhinestone encrusted wingtip from his 1970 comeback tour?
 
He will float.

(sorry, but he does calls himself Fats)