The other morning i was heading to a client after dropping my car off at Downtown Fine and had my iPod on listening to some Nina Simone checking out his hot young ebony goddes that smiled back at me. We played the eye contact smerk eyes dart away shy game for a few minutes. I noticed she kept lookinng longer nad longer into my eyes as i was staring at her. i had my iPod still playing away and i knew i felt the gas coming on for a while and if i decided to talk to her i did not want to stink up the encounter. So i thought to myself if i slowly let it out before i approach her all will be well as no one would know.
Just as i was in full contraction and control of slowly letting the gas leak out she got up and sat next to me and put her hand on my thigh. Well my whole spinchter screamed, "let it rip!!!". My god i heard it over the music of my iPod, the gutteral ripping sound. In fact everyone within 15 ft heard it. I just sat there not knowing what to do. She had the look of terror and disgust as if i had been eating a new born.......
Just as i was in full contraction and control of slowly letting the gas leak out she got up and sat next to me and put her hand on my thigh. Well my whole spinchter screamed, "let it rip!!!". My god i heard it over the music of my iPod, the gutteral ripping sound. In fact everyone within 15 ft heard it. I just sat there not knowing what to do. She had the look of terror and disgust as if i had been eating a new born.......