J juanbrujo New member Nov 12, 2004 1,319 0 0 Toronto Nov 27, 2011 #1 Post fake quotes or create your own... "You can't trust quotes you find on the Internet" -Abraham Lincoln
Post fake quotes or create your own... "You can't trust quotes you find on the Internet" -Abraham Lincoln
B Blue-Spheroid A little underutilized Jun 30, 2007 3,436 3 0 Bloor and Sleazy Nov 27, 2011 #2 rubmeister100 said: "Sorry honey, no matter how you zoom in it, it's still only two and a half centimetres long." Click to expand... - as reported by the last SP he visited.
rubmeister100 said: "Sorry honey, no matter how you zoom in it, it's still only two and a half centimetres long." Click to expand... - as reported by the last SP he visited.
O oil&gas Well-known member Apr 16, 2002 13,214 1,957 113 Ghawar Nov 27, 2011 #3 "I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question." -Martin Luther King, JR
"I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question." -Martin Luther King, JR
O oil&gas Well-known member Apr 16, 2002 13,214 1,957 113 Ghawar Nov 27, 2011 #4 "The devil made me do it" -Rev Ted Haggard (or name of any disgraced evangelist)
J juanbrujo New member Nov 12, 2004 1,319 0 0 Toronto Nov 27, 2011 #5 "Hi, you’re new in Samos, aren’t you? How about we go back to my place and I’ll show you some of my theorems? One’s got a square root in it. No, I’m not drunk. Not yet." -Pythagoras
"Hi, you’re new in Samos, aren’t you? How about we go back to my place and I’ll show you some of my theorems? One’s got a square root in it. No, I’m not drunk. Not yet." -Pythagoras
J juanbrujo New member Nov 12, 2004 1,319 0 0 Toronto Nov 27, 2011 #6 "Eva, come to the bedroom. I’ve written a follow-up novel. It’s called Mein Pants." -Adolf Hitler
J juanbrujo New member Nov 12, 2004 1,319 0 0 Toronto Nov 27, 2011 #7 "And then I suddenly thought to myself... I'm a pig. So, why the hell am I screwing a frog?!?" -Miss Piggy's Tell-All Memoirs
"And then I suddenly thought to myself... I'm a pig. So, why the hell am I screwing a frog?!?" -Miss Piggy's Tell-All Memoirs
J juanbrujo New member Nov 12, 2004 1,319 0 0 Toronto Nov 27, 2011 #8 "That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for cutebald." -Neil Armstrong
mandrill Well-known member Aug 23, 2001 75,259 83,192 113 Nov 27, 2011 #10 Blue-Spheroid said: - as reported by the last SP he visited. Click to expand... Which reminds me: Elite escort is in a bar and is approached by cheap drunk. "Hey, honey!" he slurs. "How much do you charge for a fuck?" "How much are you prepared to offer?" asks the girl. "$50.00 and not a penny over!" says the lush. The escort looks at him for a second and says...... "Sorry. I charge by the hour. Not by the size of your dick."And walks away.
Blue-Spheroid said: - as reported by the last SP he visited. Click to expand... Which reminds me: Elite escort is in a bar and is approached by cheap drunk. "Hey, honey!" he slurs. "How much do you charge for a fuck?" "How much are you prepared to offer?" asks the girl. "$50.00 and not a penny over!" says the lush. The escort looks at him for a second and says...... "Sorry. I charge by the hour. Not by the size of your dick."And walks away.