Excuses For Getting Caught

dickname

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It has occurred to me that many hobbyists are probably married or otherwise attached. My question is this, if you ever got caught (number on a cell phone, receipt from hotel etc.) what would your excuse be? Or have you ever been in this situation before and if so how did you escape the wrath of the wife/girlfriend?
 
"I only cheated on you cause I never thought you would find out"

A slight change to a line Homer used on Marge.
 
Dave - WebGuy said:
Options:

Plead the 5th
Play Stupid

If all else fails

RUN FAST, RUN VERY FAST AND BE VERY AFRAID.

Sometimes owning up to a mistake and being honest works, but maybe not in all cases.

Dave

Dave you sound like a guy who has travelled this road many times before, LOL.

BBLACK
 
BigBlack said:
Dave you sound like a guy who has travelled this road many times before, LOL.

BBLACK

You have to remember I know of 3 SP'd that have been caught... the same could almost apply.

It's never a mater of IF you will get caught, it's WHEN. We're talking about women here.

I know an SP that set herself up on a call with her Significant Other...

I knew of another SP that had her best friend's husband call the service she was working for......The wife was there before he even got out of the room. Try talking out of that one :O


Dave
 
* a la Vinnie Barbarino*

Who?


What?


Where?


Why?


How?


And run like hell before she has a 70's flash back and figures you out.
 
Now that's funny

Dave - WebGuy said:


I know an SP that set herself up on a call with her Significant Other...


Dave

Talk about mutually assured destruction!

Wag your finger at her and say "I never had sexual relations with that woman" if that doesn't work blame a vast right wing conspiracy.

OTB