Was driving late (approx 2:30am) in downtown Guelph and some girl called me over. Girl was average but cute and she asked me if I wanted her to do something for me. I said "do what?" She said I can have the BBBJ, DATY, MISH and the full menu for $40.00. I said god damn.. I passed on the offer. Before leaving though I asked her if there are others like her here and she said there were a few girls in the downtown core doing this. The one I met said that she would take me back to her house to give me anything I wanted for that price. Can you believe that...in Guelph but if we have lots of MPs around then....
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