Eleven reasons why e-mail is like male reproductive organ

[daty]

Eleven reasons why e-mail is like male reproductive organ


Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's
not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon
psychologists call E-Mail Envy.

It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to
get any real work done.

In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's
the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it
mostly for fun.

If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more
difficult to think coherently.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than it's actual
size and influence warrant.

If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a
lot of trouble.

...the number ONE reason e-mail is like a male reproductive organ:


If you play with it too much, you go blind...

 

[Sasha Jones]

Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

Well, aren't they?

 

[james t kirk]

errr sasha friend,

You have to compare the statements to the male sex organ.

"Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior",

Takes on a different meaning then

grin

 

[Sasha Jones]

True.
I guess I just have a one track mind when it comes to tech.

 

[Sasha Jones]

I think it is just you

By the way after looking through the few posts you have here, I fail to see how you could think anything that you have contributed to this board to be of any use either.

So why don't you bite that tongue of your's until you have something more worthwhile to contribute.

 

[james t kirk]

It's just you