Elevator gratification.

Elevator pet peeves.

1) Young ladies who press up against me.
2) People who stop dead in their tracks as soon as they are out thus blocking my exit. GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
 
Many years ago I got a temp job at a security desk. Some lovely ladies came back to the site wasted drunk and started flirting with me. As they left, they offered to put on a show. As they got in the elevators I turned to watch the camera feed since we had cameras to ensure everyone's safety in the elevators... well those ladies were more than safe with each other. They waved to the camera to make sure I was watching and then had fun with each other the whole ride up. Wish I could've joined them in that elevator!
 
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have to admit, one of my first thoughts…:)

I actually hate the crowds waiting to pile in, more than those that step out and stop. So many, just shoulder their way in. Like they and their time are more important than anyone else’s. Can say the same of asshats in traffic.
 
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Many years ago I got a temp job at a security desk. Some lovely ladies came back to the site wasted drunk and started flirting with me. As they left, they offered to put on a show. As they got in the elevators I turned to watch the camera feed since we had cameras to ensure everyone's safety in the elevators... well those ladies were more than safe with each other. They waved to the camera to make sure I was watching and then had fun with each other the whole ride up. Wish I could've joined them in that elevator!
Amber's elevator rides to her condo in Pickering were legendary..we used to nickname it..Amber's elevator ride to heaven..good thing there weren't any cameras in them.(I hope)..cus it got very heated...in a good way..LOL
 
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Elevator pet peeves.

1) Young ladies who press up against me.
2) People who stop dead in their tracks as soon as they are out thus blocking my exit. GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

3) People who try to get on before they let you out.
 
I'm sure we all have our elevator stories. Here's one of mine. Happened 2-3-4 years ago.

So, I got off the subway train with my bike and walked to the elevator. Waiting there was a lone male and a couple.

The elevator arrived and I proceeded to get in. The lone male said they (the couple) were here first. I wanted to explain to him that if the couple got in last, my bike wouldn't block them when them try to get put i.e they get in and get out quickly.
 
I'm sure we all have our elevator stories. Here's one of mine. Happened 2-3-4 years ago.

So, I got off the subway train with my bike and walked to the elevator. Waiting there was a lone male and a couple.

The elevator arrived and I proceeded to get in. The lone male said they (the couple) were here first. I wanted to explain to him that if the couple got in last, my bike wouldn't block them when them try to get put i.e they get in and get out quickly.
I would have just let them have the elevator and told them, “Go ahead…I’ll take the next one.” But I’d do it in a low key passive-aggressive way to make the guy feel guilty and establish myself as holding the moral high ground.

Then if the guy apologized and told me I was welcome to join them I would smile and say, “No thank you” and then watch their faces with satisfaction as the elevator door closes.
 
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way to much conflict in this world. So why cause more and people will always be idiots and want to start something. I would just have told the person sorry and got in the next train, to many angry and unhappy people in the world.