Electronic Toilets

[xix]

I hate these new system completely. I find sensor activation okay in the sink and hand dryers in public washroom/restrooms. But in the toilet I prefer to have both systems, manual and automatic.

Sure some folks forget to flush, and it looks awful for the next person but at least the eletronic ones keep it clean. My beef is when you want it to flush but it won't, then the pile is collecting itself like mount everest and you wonder how soon before ... and fermenting. That is what I really hate.
Worse case scenario when you are having diahrea from the bad wine you just drunk at the restaurant.

Anyone know who builds them?

 

[xix]

Electronic light switch sensor

I forgot this happen at work. I notice in some public place they are adding light switch sensor. It turns on the light for you atuomatically. They installed one at work... guess what happen. One guy told us his experience after having lunch at the restaurant with bad wine he sat there for 3 mins and the lights went out. I guess he wasn't the only one because it got replace within 24 hours Back to the old raise your hand and turn it on or off switch.

 

[ig-88]

There's usually a button to force a flush.

It's not such a big deal with urinals.

The biggest requirement for me with a urinal is a splatter-guard.

 

[baci2004]

oppps I thought I was in the idle ramblings thread.

 

[goodtime]

My beef is when you want it to flush but it won't, then the pile is collecting itself like mount everest and you wonder how soon before ... and fermenting. That is what I really hate.
Worse case scenario when you are having diahrea from the bad wine you just drunk at the restaurant.

Anyone know who builds them?

Toto is 1 of the big name.

With selective models, for ladies that squat, the sensor can be in the wrong position & flush while you're work-in-progress. Usually hear a pretty good sceam. Just like those Japanese candidate camera clip.

Supposedly, this one will be in demand.
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/pimp-my-john-win-a-bathroom-entertainment-center-229269.php

 

[Doctor Zoidburg]

I know a guy that was severely maimed by an electronic toilet.

It was during the tech boom and the company he was working at had $ $BILLIONS $ $ of dollars, and did not know where to spend it. They equiped each execs office with a private electronic toilet and my buddy realy enjoyed the convienience of sitting and shitting and with just a press of a button have water sprayed on his balls and rectum and them a jet of air would dry him off.
One day he went to the next execs office that was being renovated for a woman exec to occupy and was empty at the time. He saw that they had put in the decor according to the woman execs wishes and the private electronic toilet was ready to be used. As fate would have it he had urgings of a purging so he used decieded to innogurate the new toilet. This electronic toilet was almost the same except that it seemed to be a different model from the same manufacturer. It had the water spray and the air jets just like his electronic toilet. While he was straining a turd into the caldron he saw a button that he was not familiar with and decieded to push it. and woke up in the hospitol missing his penis. evidently he had pushed the automatic tampon remover and a mechanical arm come out and extracted his wizzer!

 

[Eli]

Now if they can only invent a device that helps men avoid peeing all over the seat and floor.

 

[Doctor Zoidburg]

Go to shoppers drug mart and ask for D * E * P * E * N * D * S

 

[xix]

I will seek it

There's usually a button to force a flush.

It's not such a big deal with urinals.

The biggest requirement for me with a urinal is a splatter-guard.

I will look for it next time.

 

[goodtime]

Now if they can only invent a device that helps men avoid peeing all over the seat and floor.

Golden shower?

There's pee bottles/bags for the taxi-drivers stuck in traffic.

 

[y2kmark]

Sounds like a plan...

Now if they can only invent a device that helps men avoid peeing all over the seat and floor.

Bigger dicks would probably help. Inventors out there??

By the way, comic strip character OPUS doesn't like the automatic flush toilets either!