Dubya Joke

[Paul Waters]

Sorry if it's old.

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is ."Steve.""And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when! Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off
20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"

 

[Jade4u]

I assume the same thing that happened to Osama Bin Laden.

As they say do not ask questions unless you are prepared for the answer, in this case the consequences.

Why have we not heard anymore on him anyways?

 

[y2kmark]

Old one?

Apparently not. I have told 4 different people (two where I actually told it right) and none of them heard it before.

 

[Musketeer]

Hee hee hhe! Lol! Good one. Great joke! Love it!

 

[RayFinkel]

If your sensitive about Mexican Jokes and don`t have
a sense of humor DO NOT READ.

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans before he died?

Don`t do ANYTHING until I come back. LOL

 

[peteeey]

Osama is alive and well and making more videos than Britney Spears.

I assume the same thing that happened to Osama Bin Laden.

As they say do not ask questions unless you are prepared for the answer, in this case the consequences.

Why have we not heard anymore on him anyways?

 

[Tiger2578]

Osama is alive and well and making more videos than Britney Spears.

But not as many as Paris Hilton.

 

[y2kmark]

Sure Fire Best Seller

How about a video with Osama, Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton??

 

[WoodPeckr]

New Dubya Joke

A buddy just sent me this one:

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

 

[red]

LOL