Don't Fucking Look At Me While I'm Eating

CapitalGuy

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So I'm out of town on business right now. I head down to the restaurant in my hotel for dinner, and opt to eat on the pub side, instead of the restaurant side. I'm on my own. Since I do a fair bit of travelling and have to eat the occasional meal solo, I have a newspaper with me so I don't spend the meal staring into space (The Economist works well too).

Anyhow, the basement pub is empty, and I wander into a completely unoccupied ante-room, and so I sit down at a table in the middle of the room, facing a large screen TV which is playing MuchMoreMusic, with the volume off. I order a pint, open my paper, and lo and behold another guy walks in and sits two tables away from me, in a corner table, facing me directly. He has no paper of his own, is alone, and is sitting directly in my line of sight. FUCK OFF. Don't do that. Ever. Its freaking weird.

Now, this guy is 50-ish, dressed like a normal middle-class Canadian, is wearing a wedding band, talks without a lisp, basically seems like a normal dad who's out of town for whatever reason and has gone to the hotel bar for dinner. But, come on. He's just sitting there, staring into space, directly in my line of sight. Its like when you go into a booth at a restaurant, with your back to the wall, and someone else comes in alone and sits two booths down, facing you, instead of facing the same direction as you.

Anyhow, when you are out for a meal on your own, JUST DON'T DO THAT. EVER. Its freaking weird.
 

lomotil

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Capital, it is a good thing that you are not a paranoid schizophrenic, otherwise you would have not been able to handle this traumatic event:)
 

WoodPeckr

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Maybe you were throwing 'vibes' his way

He was probably looking for some good-buddy fun and thought you were available....:p
 

Scarey

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This kind of reminds me of a funny story relating to social protocol I once had to endure.My roommate and i went to a matinee(early show..cause y'know being at a late one with a dude is gay.).anyway..i sit down next to him and he just looks at me incredilously and said "Dude would you sit this close to me if we were sitting on the couch at home?!?"...Lesson learned.Cheers
 

A.J. Raven

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You'd think that two guys, out of town on business alone would welcome some "bromance" style conversation over dinner. Whats the big deal? Smile & nod? Make a joke? How 'bout them Jays? Life on the road, eh? Why get you're homophobic panties in a bunch! Damn! He's just another person for christs sake! Maybe he was more sick of eating alone then you? If he hit's on you, you just politely let him know you don't play for his team. NOT A BIG DEAL! Guys are always saying how weird women are... this is just plain retarded.
 

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Sorry CG. I was just lonely is all.
 

pencilneckgeek2

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Was there a television behind you?

Perhaps he was watching that, and not you at all .
 

CapitalGuy

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A.J. Raven said:
You'd think that two guys, out of town on business alone would welcome some "bromance" style conversation over dinner. Whats the big deal? Smile & nod? Make a joke? How 'bout them Jays? Life on the road, eh? Why get you're homophobic panties in a bunch! Damn! He's just another person for christs sake! Maybe he was more sick of eating alone then you? If he hit's on you, you just politely let him know you don't play for his team. NOT A BIG DEAL! Guys are always saying how weird women are... this is just plain retarded.
Lol. I had no concerns that he was gay. It was just odd for him to sit down facing me like that, a couple tables away.
 

lickrolaine

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maybe he goes there every night and sits in that chair at that table?
 

WoodPeckr

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Good point

Lol!
 

Doctor Zoidburg

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Did you kiss him to see if he liked it?:D
 
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