Does Not Compute:

[leonard]

This is what the ad on RedZone states:

"Hi Guys, My name is _______ And Im Hot Young And Eager To Please!!...If You Would Like To Drop By And Quench Your Strongest Sexual Desire Call Me And I Will Be there to Take Your Call."

Then it goes on to say:

"No Bareback Anything!!"

Now, is it just me, or do these two statements contradict themselves?

Seems to me, that if she was Eager To Please!! and she wanted to Quench my Strongest Sexual Desire, then BB would be at play.

She reminds me of the old joke:

Man is sitting at a hotel bar and this stunning woman sidles up to him. "For three hundred dollars I'll do anything you want," she purrs. Man reaches into his jacket, pulls out his wallet and hands her three hundred dollars. "I'd like you to paint my house," he tells her.

 

[yeet]

IMO, the two statements aren't contradictory, the second one just qualifies the first. Olivia is just making it clear that she provides a 'safe' experience.

 

[ham2004]

I like your joke but

Rich man is in the bar alone drinking, young thing comes up to him and they start talking, :

Rich Giy - Will you have sex with me for a million dollars

Young Thing - Oh, yes, your room or mine

Rich Guy - hold on a minute, would you have sex with me for ten dollars

Young Thing - What kind of girl do you take me for, you old bastard

Rich Guy - We have already established that, we are now just haggling over price....