Does a Tiger Lose It's Stripes...ok does an escort?

[surferboy]

Got a few texts from a retired escort that haven't spoke with in at least 2 years that wants to go on vacation(I assume she means me foot the bill). Started with a pic from the gym, followed by tanning salon & now yoga. The yoga pic I can't stop looking at!

She's finished school, new job & said the escort world is well in her past. Not into drama I've had enough to last me a life time. Found out from one of her friends she had a sugar daddy after escorting, am I just the next mark?

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Got a few texts from a retired escort that haven't spoke with in at least 2 years that wants to go on vacation(I assume she means me foot the bill). Started with a pic from the gym, followed by tanning salon & now yoga. The yoga pic I can't stop looking at!

She's finished school, new job & said the escort world is well in her past. Not into drama I've had enough to last me a life time. Found out from one of her friends she had a sugar daddy after escorting, am I just the next mark?

I'm sure you will tell us. Sounds like another great story.

 

[xix]

Got a few texts from a retired escort that haven't spoke with in at least 2 years that wants to go on vacation(I assume she means me foot the bill). Started with a pic from the gym, followed by tanning salon & now yoga. The yoga pic I can't stop looking at!

She's finished school, new job & said the escort world is well in her past. Not into drama I've had enough to last me a life time. Found out from one of her friends she had a sugar daddy after escorting, am I just the next mark?

Yes you are the next mark plus two more guys. She is Chiclet-ing you.
But if you want a profound respond, you have to post her Yoga pic here.

Sorry forgot to answer the Thread title.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. a bit wears off but it will be there after death and return with it in the next life. Trust me on this.

 

[Bagilson]

am I just the next mark?

Yes.
Sounds like she is taking a page out of Apple’s book; make no substantial change to the product but hike the price and change up the marketing.

 

[squeezer]

I think she's realized what a mistake she made not snatching you up. In hopes of making things right, she is ready to take you on sun and fuck vacation and will probably place a Suferboy is mine tramp stamp on your ass when you're not expecting it.

 

[John Wick]

To be honest, I prefer your stories about how you used your former runway model good looks, ripped former pro athlete body, bottomless bank account and copious amounts of alcohol/weed to seduce your neighbors' naive, inexperienced and barely legal daughters around the campfire at your cottage while everyone else was obliviously asleep.

Your tales of female 'coming of age', defloration at the hands of a romantic father-figure, and the intrigue and mystery of the 'morning after' post-coitus awkwardness when she tells you she's not on the pill are always riveting.

 

[poker]

And with 3 consecutive Gold Star responses… this just became my favourite new thread…

 

[xix]

The next pic will probably be her hanging on to a pole.

 

[Jasmina]

Holding on with nothing but her butt cheeks?

The next pic will probably be her hanging on to a pole.

 

[Indiana]

If she’s out of the business she won’t want sex lol.

 

[y2kmark]

BTW, a tiger does NOT lose it's stripes. If you shave off all the fur the skin still has stripes...

 

[NotADcotor]

Got a few texts from a retired escort that haven't spoke with in at least 2 years that wants to go on vacation(I assume she means me foot the bill). Started with a pic from the gym, followed by tanning salon & now yoga. The yoga pic I can't stop looking at!

She's finished school, new job & said the escort world is well in her past. Not into drama I've had enough to last me a life time. Found out from one of her friends she had a sugar daddy after escorting, am I just the next mark?

Apparently not. Barter is a form of payment.

To be honest, I prefer your stories about how you used your former runway model good looks, ripped former pro athlete body, bottomless bank account and copious amounts of alcohol/weed to seduce your neighbors' naive, inexperienced and barely legal daughters around the campfire at your cottage while everyone else was obliviously asleep.

Shit, I remember that story. There was more than 1? I noticed you used the plural form of story.

 

[NotADcotor]

If she’s out of the business she won’t want sex lol.

Coitus much like peanuts can be exchanged for goods and services.

 

[Mr Deeds]

BTW, a tiger does NOT lose it's stripes. If you shave off all the fur the skin still has stripes...

I have actually never seen an escort with stripes

 

[poker]

Got a few texts from a retired escort that haven't spoke with in at least 2 years that wants to go on vacation(I assume she means me foot the bill). Started with a pic from the gym, followed by tanning salon & now yoga. The yoga pic I can't stop looking at!

She's finished school, new job & said the escort world is well in her past. Not into drama I've had enough to last me a life time. Found out from one of her friends she had a sugar daddy after escorting, am I just the next mark?

 

[NotADcotor]

A tiger can lose it's stripes, if it no longer identifies as a being without stripes, it has no stripes

 

[Happyhomer]

I have been on two vacations with girls I met through escorting and one with a stripper. All good and lots of fun. Highly recommended.

Set your ground rules and agree on payment schedule (I paid for all expenses plus a large upfront amount at the airport and an amount for a successful trip). Be careful and be smart.

 

[ogibowt]

I have been on two vacations with girls I met through escorting and one with a stripper. All good and lots of fun. Highly recommended.

Set your ground rules and agree on payment schedule (I paid for all expenses plus a large upfront amount at the airport and an amount for a successful trip). Be careful and be smart.

it seems you are not familiar with Surfer Boy and his vivid imagination...........and his horrible grammar

 

[escortsxxx]

Got a few texts from a retired escort that haven't spoke with in at least 2 years that wants to go on vacation(I assume she means me foot the bill). Started with a pic from the gym, followed by tanning salon & now yoga. The yoga pic I can't stop looking at!

She's finished school, new job & said the escort world is well in her past. Not into drama I've had enough to last me a life time. Found out from one of her friends she had a sugar daddy after escorting, am I just the next mark?

Make your terms clear. See what happens

 

[xix]

I have actually never seen an escort with stripes

Here you go...


or


Yes get a Fun Arrangement Agreement made up by your paralegal.