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goleafsgo_chris

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Im looking for a document like this to help convince the gf to let it go in her face. Anyone know how to find this? Doesnt matter how true it is, as long as it looks real. The more scientific the better.

In fact, how would one go about altering scientific journals to make a document that looks like one but really isnt?

Thanks guys!
 
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alexmst

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I've never seen a scientific journal claim this, but maybe someone else has? Here is what a quick google search turned up.

http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200711/1195498588.html

United States of America (Press Release) November 19, 2007 -- The benefits of loading semen on the skin has been discussed many times. While no scientific research has yet provided the definitive answer on the benefits of applying sperm to skin those who practice its application claim it gives them a softer more healthy complexion.

There are many active ingredients in sperm. The average man produces about 3.5 mL (1-2 teaspoons) of semen per ejaculation , which contains:

water
blood-group antigens
ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
chlorine (natural cleaning agent!)
calcium
pyrimidine, purine, pyruvic acid
citric acid, cholesterol, creatine, fructose, deoxyribonucleic acid, glutathione, inositol, nitrogen, hyaluronidase, magnesium, lactic acid, phosphorus and potassium
sodium (it's good to have, if you've been sweating a lot)
prostaglandins
vitamin B12
spermidine, sorbitol, spermine
zinc


It doesn't look like a good moisturizer. Uric acid, salt,alcohol, chlorine and zinc are not exactly known for making your skin smooth and soft. It's about 95% water, with the rest comprised of sperm, few trace nutrients and sugar, among them, zinc and vitamin C. There is no research showing that semen is good for skin, but it is not harmful either.
 
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LancsLad

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In a very dark place
a 1 player said:
Remind me not to shake them.:p
Click to expand...



Unless he had his safety on the Mods say he goes off in your hand quickly. EEEEEWWWW


Something about being half-cocked.



There must be more to this story......



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MarkII

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Nice to see something confirmed medically that men have been saying to women for years..."No really!!...it's good for your complexion! It works even if you swallow it!"

Paging Dr. House
 
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dajodo2

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I am risking my professional credibility by posting on a site such as this is as the real me...


I, as a doctor, have a sworn obligation to clear up some medical falsehoods being portrayed on this site as fact.

I know I may get some backlash from the other men on this site but ladies I'm sorry to admit semen will do nothing for your complexion.

A woman consuming a mans ejaculate will NOT decrease her chances of breast cancer either. That supposed CNN on line news story was a fabrication of a North Carolina University students vivid (yet humorously intriguing) imagination.

That being said, as a practitioner, I can honestly say that a woman who substitutes one meal a day for one teaspoonful of semen ( the average male ejaculate) is a medically proven means of weight loss.

This is an indisputable medical fact that as a health care professional I endorse to women in my practice who are concerned about their weight and seek professional assistance.

The average male ejaculate contains 90% protein and is only six calories. It contains many essential minerals and vitamins. There is a post above that lists them all so I will not waste the readers time or my own repeating.

I just felt it was my obligation to present factual information to the women on this site to make informed decisions regarding their heath and well being.

Regards,

Dr. Dajodo MD. MMedSc
 
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