Disturbing

[hooktonsc]

I just masturbated to a Jessica Simpson video.

 

[hooktonsc]

...and Willie Nelson was smiling at me at the finish.

 

[a 1 player]

Not as disturbing as if you had masterbated to a Culture Club video.

 

[great bear]

Not as disturbing as if you had masterbated to a Culture Club video.

Now this! This is a classy thread.

 

[Yungbuck]

Jessica Simpson looks hot in her new video though.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Jessica Simpson Dukes of Hazzard Calendar

Comments from www.totalfark.com:

somehow, i get the feeling farking jessica simpson would be like farking one of those retarded chicks who have to wear football helmets to school.

jer2911tx, I doubt she drools and shouts out, "Yogurt pop!" every few seconds or so.

 

[Diode]

I just masturbated to a Jessica Simpson video.

Beats working in this heat!

 

[bananaman]

I just masturbated to a Jessica Simpson video.

Do you think Jessica would be masturbating watching you in a video?

 

[a 1 player]

Do you think Jessica would be masturbating watching you in a video?

Jessica doesn't masturbate, she's a good girl. Remember, she was a virgin when she married. Ya, like I believe that.

 

[Jade4u]

I'm a virgin.

 

[a 1 player]

I'm a virgin.

I'm a virgo, does that count?

 

[hooktonsc]

Do you think Jessica would be masturbating watching you in a video?

In my mind she is. Just that Willie is in the background tellin her "breakfast is ready!". And she says, "I'm coming!".

 

[WhaWhaWha]

I just masturbated to a Jessica Simpson video.

How did the rest of your office react to that?

 

[Diode]

How did the rest of your office react to that?

Do you have someone to clean up, for you?

 

[hooktonsc]

How did the rest of your office react to that?

Ok, I didn't mean "just" literally - it was a couple of hours before I posted. If I didn't have this damn open office / cubicle, I'd never get any work done.