a 1 player said:Not as disturbing as if you had masterbated to a Culture Club video.
jer2911tx said:somehow, i get the feeling farking jessica simpson would be like farking one of those retarded chicks who have to wear football helmets to school.
Zabbadizzat said:jer2911tx, I doubt she drools and shouts out, "Yogurt pop!" every few seconds or so.
Beats working in this heat!hooktonsc said:I just masturbated to a Jessica Simpson video.
Do you think Jessica would be masturbating watching you in a video?hooktonsc said:I just masturbated to a Jessica Simpson video.
Jessica doesn't masturbate, she's a good girl. Remember, she was a virgin when she married. Ya, like I believe that.bananaman said:Do you think Jessica would be masturbating watching you in a video?
In my mind she is. Just that Willie is in the background tellin her "breakfast is ready!". And she says, "I'm coming!".bananaman said:Do you think Jessica would be masturbating watching you in a video?
How did the rest of your office react to that?hooktonsc said:I just masturbated to a Jessica Simpson video.
WhaWhaWha said:How did the rest of your office react to that?
Ok, I didn't mean "just" literally - it was a couple of hours before I posted. If I didn't have this damn open office / cubicle, I'd never get any work done.WhaWhaWha said:How did the rest of your office react to that?