Disturbing email?

[freakshow]

It's not a hoax! It happened to me!

Except the gang actually needed me to help them move $135 million out of Nigeria before enlarging my penis and consolidating my credit cards and getting me a better mortgage rate...

I could have gotten you a better mortgage rate

 

[Goober Mcfly]

But could you have enlarged my penis?

 

[wrong hole]

goober

That's a job for Cardinal Fang and his super duper knee pads

 

[The Shake]

But could you have enlarged my penis?

Why not just use a magnifying glass like Fang does?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Oh, Shakey, your wit is making my nipples hard.

 

[The Shake]

Oh, Shakey, your wit is making my nipples hard.

Provided they don't start squirting out man milk, I can live that.

 

[wrong hole]

You 2 should get a room with a bucket of KFC rat and a bathtub full of ice

 

[the_big_E]

I never want to hear/read the term man milk ever again!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Would you rather refer to it as "Homo milk"?

 

[xarir]

Is it fortified with essential nutrients and vitamins?

 

[The Shake]

You 2 should get a room with a bucket of KFC rat and a bathtub full of ice

Why not a bucket of ice and a bathtub full of KFC rat?

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Here's a good urban legend for you:

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.htm

 

[CreoleKitten]

I never want to hear/read the term man milk ever again!

I'm restraining myself from making a 'Milk Shake' joke over here...


-- Morgan, in restraints.

[size=-5]crap, and I also just noticed Daniella is still the one logged in..[/size]

 

[thunder0702]

It's not a hoax! It happened to me!

Except the gang actually needed me to help them move $135 million out of Nigeria before enlarging my penis and consolidating my credit cards and getting me a better mortgage rate...

Your a good Man Goober!!!!!!!!!

 

[Drunken Master]

Is it fortified with essential nutrients and vitamins?

No, but the special sauce is.

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

Except the gang actually needed me to help them move $135 million out of Nigeria before enlarging my penis and consolidating my credit cards and getting me a better mortgage rate...

You are too funny Gooby!!!

V.

 

[xarir]

-- Morgan, in restraints.

[size=-5]crap, and I also just noticed Daniella is still the one logged in..[/size]

Must be cheap restraints if you're able to log in as Daniella.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

I went to the cinema to watch that movie a few years ago but I was stabbed to death by some maniac who had snuck in and took over the projection room. I missed the ending of the movie. What happened?

 

[soylentknight]

The best defense against these guys is to pour pop rocks into a can of coke and hurl it at them

 

[great bear]

Goober, it was me who sent you the $135 Million. The Nigerians told me via a fax that there was a very poor, desperate Canadian living in a small house with a large mortage on it and the house needed enlarging. Are you telling me I got taken by the Nigerians again? That you used the funds for a penis enlargement and not to add another three bedrooms on your house for the sixteen foster children you look after? Damn those sneaky Nigerians!