Dirtiest thing you've done?

[gack]

Maybe it should be "most out of the ordinary" thing you've done with a provider.

I'm a big fan of getting rimmed, and my Ex wasn't a big fan of doing it, so that's a big reason why I used SPs in the past. I've also given a GS - just to see what it was like. Meh.

What's the best/weirdest/dirtiest thing you've done with a provider (or significant other, I guess).

Thinking of retiring soon - want to know if there's anything to add to the bucket list before I do! I know everyone has a different definition of fun or dirty or out of the ordinary - what's yours?

Thanks!

 

[spaman]

I may have banged a boy girl in the ass. She or he, wtf looked like a piece of ass. All the right parts. Really challenged my whole being. Its funny, the more I thought about it the more fucked up it appeared. I mean if our eyes are telling you one thing but your mind knows better? As you can tell I'm still confused

 

[jazzpig]

I may have banged a boy girl in the ass. She or he, wtf looked like a piece of ass. All the right parts. Really challenged my whole being. Its funny, the more I thought about it the more fucked up it appeared. I mean if our eyes are telling you one thing but your mind knows better? As you can tell I'm still confused

Nothing fucked up about it. Just outside the box a little.

 

[FTWWTF]

Mine was, I went to see an SP for a blow & go. And called my SO on my cell phone, as I was getting serviced. Talked to her thru the entire thing. Very exciting for me, and she didnt catch on.

 

[Celticman]

Nothing fucked up about it. Just outside the box a little.

Or inside the "wrong box"

 

[OriginalGStar]

accidentally farted while getting rimmed.. was so embarrassed i didnt finish and left while apologizing numerous times

 

[moustache mike]

My ex wife.....lol

 

[Scarey]

accidentally farted while getting rimmed.. was so embarrassed i didnt finish and left while apologizing numerous times

LOL.I did that to one of my ex's accidentally and it killed the whole thing DEAD within 2 weeks.I went all Jerry Seinfeld on her."I can't date a fart catcher!!!!"..........it was completely my fault but it just changed things LOL still..

 

[Thunderballs]

Mine was, I went to see an SP for a blow & go. And called my SO on my cell phone, as I was getting serviced. Talked to her thru the entire thing. Very exciting for me, and she didnt catch on.

Ha, ha, I had an SP tell me about how she blew a guy while he was talking to his wife on his phone. Must have been you, dude! Anyways, now I want to do that.

I once was pulling a girl's hair in doggie, not very hard though just playfully, and she started telling me to do it harder and harder. I mean she was really into it. Anyhow, I couldn't do it though and that is when I realized that S&M would never be for me.

 

[nobody123]

Ha, ha, I had an SP tell me about how she blew a guy while he was talking to his wife on his phone. Must have been you, dude! Anyways, now I want to do that.

Me too. But I doubt he's going to give either of us his wife's number though.

 

[DB123]

Moustache Mike's ex wife

 

[Smash]

accidentally farted while getting rimmed.. was so embarrassed i didnt finish and left while apologizing numerous times

LOL, now that must of been the most awkward moment ever. Tell the truth.. You laughed a little to yourself driving home from that session?

 

[jazzpig]

Or inside the "wrong box"

Or inside a "different box".

 

[Calgacus]

Got blown by a girl and after I finished I looked at her and actually puked. I was not on any substance at the time. Completley sober but her teeth(and face) were so bad that I vomited after I finished. Safe to say there was a lot of self examination going on after that.

Actually had a chic fart in my face when I was rimming her. She was hot so it didn't deter me at all at the time but later I was rather disgusted.

 

[moustache mike]

Moustache Mike's ex wife

Its a dirty job....but somebody has too.....lol

 

[Wild Wiglin Willie]

In my earlier days when I was going to the U of Ottawa and when we all did not have to wear the bag for sex. I went to see a dirty girl that was into all sorts of thing. She loved anal and this occasion it was no different. The next day she had exams so I did left after 9:30. The evening was still young so I dropped by a party that I knew was happening. Soon I was getting a BJ from another girl that was not aware the I was plugging a pooper earlier that evening.