Did you find yourself wanking your wonker this morning...

[The Scholar]

after not getting any 'action' this weekend?

Folks:

Alrighty, it's time to deal with reality here. The weekend has come and gone. Some of you got lucky, some didn't. A few probably ran off to get a 'rub n' tug'. Yet, others probably didn't get any 'action' and had to settle for reading the "Holy Grail" (wonderful story, I will add) and settle for dreaming that the "Holy Grail" was happening to them.

So, spill the beans! Do not be shy. Those who remain silent run the risk of being labelled a 'donkey farker'.



Regards.

 

[Anais North]

Indeed, I felt wonky enough to wank.

 

[great bear]

So whats the problem with being called a "Donkey Farker"? Are you suggesting there are some Terb members who made an ass of themselves this weekend? I think YYC would find the thread offensive.

 

[yychobbyist]

after not getting any 'action' this weekend?

Folks:

Alrighty, it's time to deal with reality here. The weekend has come and gone. Some of you got lucky, some didn't. A few probably ran off to get a 'rub n' tug'. Yet, others probably didn't get any 'action' and had to settle for reading the "Holy Grail" (wonderful story, I will add) and settle for dreaming that the "Holy Grail" was happening to them.

So, spill the beans! Do not be shy. Those who remain silent run the risk of being labelled a 'donkey farker'.



Regards.

What the hell are you smoking buddy???

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I was ok until I read the terms "equidistant" and "compendium" in two different posts.

*Runs to the bathroom*

 

[langeweile]

If not a donkey...could it be a cow?? I think that title is gone.

For the record...it as a good weekend

 

[Anais North]

wanking to words

I was ok until I read the terms "equidistant" and "compendium" in two different posts.

Yes, it would appear as though we've got a real MENSA crowd out today.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

I prefer chickens myself.



And also for the record... It was a good week-end!



*singing to himself- "Little China Girl"*

 

[torE]

....wank really is a funny word....

~tori

 

[The Scholar]

Re: Re: Did you find yourself wanking your wonker this morning...

What the hell are you smoking buddy???

YYC:

Couldn't tell you that. You might want some.

Regards.

 

[yychobbyist]

Re: Re: Re: Did you find yourself wanking your wonker this morning...

YYC:

Couldn't tell you that. You might want some.

Regards.

Not if you're not getting any as a result of smoking it!

 

[The Scholar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Did you find yourself wanking your wonker this morning...

Not if you're not getting any as a result of smoking it!

YYC:

Oh, did I forget to say that I got lucky? Oh, did I ever! In fact, I felt bad this morning for all those donkey and cow farkers that didn't get any 'action' over the weekend.

Thought I would provide an outlet for them to vent.



Regards.

 

[The Shake]

Obviously, the real question here should be "How many of you wanked your wonker whilst dreaming about The Shake's Vanilla Ass".

 

[Bush League]

Review LH

I saw Left Hand this weekend. Showed up on time as usual. Casually dressed, although I think I noticed a new wrist watch. Thank goodness that my usual, Right Hand, didn't find out or there may have been issues. LH fed me a few beers and turned on a nice porno. LH started with some nice fondling and moved into a decent hj. Excellent attention provided to the boys. Lubrication was added and continued to a excellent finish. Overall, very good. YMMV

Looks - 8
Attitude - 10 always available on a moments notice
Service - 9 Not as good as RH, but very good
Repeat - As needed.
Fee - $0

Highs - Everything bb and still safe. No playing hard to get or mind games. Very selective, only sees one client.
Lows - High milage.

 

[luv4lust]

lmao @ shakes vanilla ass

vanilla shake anyone

 

[yychobbyist]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Did you find yourself wanking your wonker this morning...

YYC:

Oh, did I forget to say that I got lucky? Oh, did I ever! In fact, I felt bad this morning for all those donkey and cow farkers that didn't get any 'action' over the weekend.

Thought I would provide an outlet for them to vent.



Regards.

I'm calling bullshit on this Scholar. And the reason is this - I don't think I've ever gotten laid and then the next day wondered who out there spent the previous day wanking. I'm sorry. It just doesn't wash.

 

[The Scholar]

Folks:



Keep venting.

Any of you dreaming of Shake's 'Vanilla Ass' while wonking your wanker? Fang?

Regards.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

this thread is all wonky.

 

[luv4lust]

Re: Review LH

I saw Left Hand this weekend. Showed up on time as usual. Casually dressed, although I think I noticed a new wrist watch. Thank goodness that my usual, Right Hand, didn't find out or there may have been issues. LH fed me a few beers and turned on a nice porno. LH started with some nice fondling and moved into a decent hj. Excellent attention provided to the boys. Lubrication was added and continued to a excellent finish. Overall, very good. YMMV

Looks - 8
Attitude - 10 always available on a moments notice
Service - 9 Not as good as RH, but very good
Repeat - As needed.
Fee - $0

Highs - Everything bb and still safe. No playing hard to get or mind games. Very selective, only sees one client.
Lows - High milage.

would it do a duo and does it see females

 

[The Scholar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Did you find yourself wanking your wonker this morning...

wondered who out there spent the previous day wanking.

YYC:

I said "this morning"!!! Duh!

Have you had your coffee, yet?



Regards.