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Morgan Ellis

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verbatim quoted email, with only 'from' line removed:

Dear Morgan:

I liked your web sight. I want an appointment to see you soon as I will be coming to Toronto. You don't know me yet but you see my dear I am a well known and very important person on many review boards. I have written over 200 reviews for women from around the world and in the USA and Canada too. Maybe I've written about a woman you know hm? As I am so well known a good review from me can make your reputation here in the US where I know you travel to. Of course this also means that a bad review can ruin it.

So what I think is fair is that you offer me an appointment with your very best possible service given to me freely and I will make sure that I write you a glowing review on as many boards as possible (such as the erotic review escorts.com, bigdogggie, aspd and some canadian boards like terb if you'd like). I think this is a fair trade as the benefits you get from this one appointment will far out wiegh the costs! Also I think it's best if this is between you and me as on the other hand of course a bad review from me..well I don't think I need to go there do I?

Please think this over and get back to me as I will be arriving on the 23 of November and need to make my plans.

..and my response...

Dear asshole:

Thanks for the lovely email wherein you not so subtly threaten to ruin my reputation if I don't blow you for free. It sure is nice to see that chivalry is alive and well in this world!

It's awfully kind of you to care so much about how my business reputation thrives in this cut throat, competitive world, and I sure can appreciate the fact that you think this email should remain just between you and I. However, I wouldn't feel right about not letting the entire world know just how much of a philanthropist you really are! Stop hiding your light under a barrel, you special, special guy! :)

To that end, I've decided to post your original letter and my response on "as many boards as possible". No need to thank me - it's all just part of my giving you my 'best possible service' - and at no charge!

I sure hope you have a peachy-keen day, and although I'd love to meet with you while you're visiting Toronto, I'm afraid I'll be attending the annual 'Dealing with Assholes on a Daily Basis' conference. Sorry about that - maybe next time!

Kisses and hugs,

Morgan Ellis

ps: I'm more than happy to provide this idiot's full email address to any SPs, so that you can add him to your spam filter.
 
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Bud Plug

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Amusing reading.

Hardly an innovative scam. This can't be the first time someone has tried this with you?

If he made this proposal to you, he must have made it to others. It would be interesting to see just how many other SPs got the same message.
 
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redwine109

Who me?
Mar 25, 2003
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Its' called the "Food Critic Scam"

Same deal, "I a very well known, can close your restaurant if I want to, feed me for free, give me your best."

Just shows, people will try just about anything to beat some one out of something.

Liked your reply, hope he slinks back to the dark cave he lives in.
 
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The Lurker

All grown up. :O
Sep 7, 2005
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But we didn't get to yell shill from the roof tops!

What a class act, although I think I might side with Morgan on this one. Actually, I have heard from a couple of ladies I've seen that terb members seem to believe they are able to affect SPs business. You ladies need your own private forum with a login.
 
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Svend

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If this works with just one escort out of a hundred, he ain't doing too bad. There's no reason he still wouldn't give a crappy review, especially since it's shown that he has so little respect for you.
Scum like this are one reason women leave the business or make it harder to contact them.
 
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red

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Nov 13, 2001
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it would be nice to know the handle under which he posts. Good response.


I guess none of us are going to be able to see anyone new on Nov 23rd.
 
MojoRisin'

MojoRisin'

People Are Strange!!!!!
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I say make the appt with him and let us all know the time and place and we can all be there waiting to give him the welcome he deserves. What a dickhead!!!!!
 
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shakenbake

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You go Girl, er lady!

Morgan Ellis said:
Not yet. He just emailed me at about 8:30 this morning.. I'm sure he's out there busily spamming every girl in Toronto he can find.

I, on the other hand, am busily posting this on every review board in the known world...
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Dear Morgan;

You did the right thing! idiots like this one give us males the unwarranted reputation of being pigs. I am sure that I speak for the overwhelming majority of males on TERB, he needs to learn that he must NEVER take advantage of a lady!

shakenbake
 
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booboobear

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Morgan Ellis said:
verbatim quoted email, with only 'from' line removed:

Dear Morgan:

I liked your web sight. I want an appointment to see you soon as I will be coming to Toronto. !


ps: I'm more than happy to provide this idiot's full email address to any SPs, so that you can add him to your spam filter.
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I can't believe this idiot thinks people would fall for this . Your response was great although if anything you were too polite.
 
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PHNINE

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Aug 27, 2005
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What a prick. I am so disgusted by what this guy has said. I really didn't know that there are guys like this out there that do this. I never book through email, only through phone or PM, and I am shocked at the nerve of this guy. i would never ever use my ability to review to get something from the girl. I review for the hopes of sharing my experiences with others, increasing business for the girl, and ultimately contributing to forums and boards such as TERB. Who does he think he is? I mean a "well known reviewer" who gives a fuck?

I have never met you Morgan, but I am glad to see how you handled this. This guy deserves to be publicy stoned. What a loser....
 
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danmand

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Morgan Ellis said:
Not yet. He just emailed me at about 8:30 this morning.. I'm sure he's out there busily spamming every girl in Toronto he can find.

I, on the other hand, am busily posting this on every review board in the known world...
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Dear Morgan, arn't you milking this a little too much? Are you having a slow day?

This was just a silly prank from a boy sitting in his parents basement. I would bet that there is zip chance that any SP's would fall for it. We all get crap every day, from Nigerian oil ministry etc, nobody in their right mind falls for it , or pays any attention to it.
 
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Gord's Bro

Morgan Ellis said:
I, on the other hand, am busily posting this on every review board in the known world...
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Ah, revenge is sweet!!!

We've never met and not sure if I'd avail myself of your services, but you are a smart, classy, no-bullshit lady!!!

Keep them (and us!!), honest, girl!! I've got a lot of respect for you.

G's B.
 
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TheNiteHwk

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danmand said:
Dear Morgan, arn't you milking this a little too much? Are you having a slow day?

This was just a silly prank from a boy sitting in his parents basement. I would bet that there is zip chance that any SP's would fall for it. We all get crap every day, from Nigerian oil ministry etc, nobody in their right mind falls for it , or pays any attention to it.
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I beg to differ.

There are more people then you think who are not in their right minds and they do respond to those e-mails you speak of above.

While there is a slight possibility this is some dumb kid pulling a prank... I highly doubt it very much.

There are assholes out there that do things like this all the time. I have taken complaints before from clients of mine and posted them on here. Guys will make appointments, and then when they arrive they pull stuff like this in person... never mind in an e-mail. They ask for or try to demand extras normally not offered. They ask for multi-hour appointments for the cost of an hour. They ask for deep discounts etc... All the while promising a good review or a bad one accordingly.

These guys are nothing but low down scum IMNSHO.

Way to go Morgan… Perfect response.
 
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