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DDBDEMPE - Selia BBW

DirtyDanBrown

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Communication:

Alright at this point you guys are probably tired of reading the usual, she replied fast, booking was no issue etc...and this lady was no different. In general the booking process is my filter, I have lots of bad experiences but I don't pursue them as I use it as a sort of litmus test. So were booked and she was ready on time.

First Impression:

So her pics aren't great, I'm expecting a BBW AA and bam, she delivers, she's a bit bigger than I expected with a massive rump that had me briefly look to the sky, I'm pretty sure at that moment God gave me a little smile and nod and I nodded back. Now that I'm square with the big man it was time to continue on. Oh and she was super nice and friendly, very warm and welcoming.

The main course:

She immediately gets completely naked and jumps on the bed on all fours and starts shaking this massive corporation, and they don't call me DDB because I don't like the site of a big woman making her ass clap; I'm grinning from ear to dirty old man ear. I lie down and she climbs on top and starts kissing me, damn I love a good GFE...and that's always the risk the first time...is it gonna be GFE or a loveless fold your dick in a few times and leave kinda session; luckily this was 100% GFE.

She applies the rubber and goes in mouth first, and she's getting deep and making this awesome gluk gluk noise. Then she climbs on top and starts to ride...oh man I'm just fucking chuffed! I also appreciate the fact she didn't lather herself up with a half gallon of lube like some ladies do, we're running au-natural so there's a bit of traction. Then she speeds up and her butt cheeks starts to clap against my nutsack, it's like I have someone at the end of the bed giving me a slow clap for a moderate performance and I'm just fucking loving it. Now, they don't call me DDB because I can let a dump truck like this not back right up on my face, so I dive in head first for a snack. After I get my fill we go back to the main even in various positions, and we're both giving it our all.

It doesn't take too long for two big people to get gassed and it's only a matter of time until I bust a nut...but at this point I'm satisfied, we both put in a good hard bout.

Conclusion:

I know BBW AA isn't everyone's cup of tea, but fuck they don't call me DDB because I don't absolutely fucking love it...so take my review with a pinch of sodium chloride alright. This lady delivers, if she lived in this city I may be out shopping for a ring. Two thumbs up from DDB.
 

JimJonesDiary

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DDB so you've carpet bombed the site with 17 formulaic reviews. It would help if you mentioned when you saw the ladies - 2 years ago, last week ? The one thing that stands out is that you never mention when you saw them.

Also it's kind of protocol around here to post links.

It's also protocol to not start new threads. Do a search and add reviews to previous threads as a courtesy and for consistency and convenience. I know I know it would draw less attention to yourself but it's kind of how we do things around here.
I appreciate DDBs effort and will try providing links to all his reviews because we are a community and we should reward this type of effort instead of trying to limit it.

Edit: https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...y_incall_outcall_partygirl_only1night-4482398 is this her?
 
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DirtyDanBrown

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DDB so you've carpet bombed the site with 17 formulaic reviews. It would help if you mentioned when you saw the ladies - 2 years ago, last week ? The one thing that stands out is that you never mention when you saw them.

Also it's kind of protocol around here to post links.

It's also protocol to not start new threads. Do a search and add reviews to previous threads as a courtesy and for consistency and convenience. I know I know it would draw less attention to yourself but it's kind of how we do things around here.
They don't call me DDB because I'm any good at writing reviews.
 

DirtyDanBrown

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It wouldn't be a big deal to mention when you saw them. I rarely ever see reviews without a time reference. 🙄
Yeah good point, I'll start adding a time frame.

Every review has been in the past couple years since I've been in the Ottawa area.

I'm use to Eccie where we would write reviews and they would be linked to the providers profile and only accessible to others who wrote reviews or paid for access. There the forum was more of an advertising platform for provides and a resource for hobbiest. It would be nice to see that style of platform adopted here.
 

asuran

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I appreciate DDBs effort and will try providing links to all his reviews because we are a community and we should reward this type of effort instead of trying to limit it.

Edit: https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...y_incall_outcall_partygirl_only1night-4482398 is this her?
Don't think he's limiting it, rather he's helping expand it by giving pointers now to our new member DDB.
And as DDB himself mentioned he's used to Eccie style reviews not Terb style yet. So it'll take some time and pointers here and there for him to acclimate.

Tho somewhat annoying for over-doing it a bit but ultimately what Ric did resulted positively by having you helping out with the links in DDB's reviews.

Imagine @Smash And Dash asking for links in everyone single one of DDB's reviews; had it not been for Ric for noticing the lack of links; and you for spending the time to provide the links.

Good team work all 3 of you.
 
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