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DirtyDanBrown

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Communication:

She replied right away with what looked like an automatic reply with pricing and details, I followed up immediately and had things scheduled in no time...I got the feeling right away this would be a no-bullshit kind of encounter.

First Impressions:

She really doesn't have many pics and the few she does have don't really show much detail, so I really didn't know what I was in for. But they don't call me DDB because I hate surprises. Her add says 51 so I know I'm not going to walk in and be greeted by Mylie Cyrus. The second I laid eyes on her I kinda nodded my head as it was what I would expect and what I had prepared for. She was kind and really quite chatty...I think she said her actual age was older but I don't quite remember, they don't call me DDB because I can remember hot fuck all.

The main course:

She disrobes and I do the same, her apartment was kept at about 10 degrees so I'm experiencing shrinkage like there's no tomorrow. She jumps on top and gets to work with her mouth. So far things are good, I'm in my happy place, she's taking random breaks to chat and curse in French, were just grooving. Then she applies the dome, lies down and tells me to get to work, and I oblige.

I crawl my fat ass on top and get in her and at this point she starts screaming and swearing in French and yelling sweet nothings. It was kind of a weird mix of sexy but with erratic jerking and twisting which kind of made me think I was having sex with Michael J Fox....if Michael J Fox was an older francophone woman...but they don't call me DDB because I can come up with good analogies.

We're just plowing away having a time and I'm starting to run out of steam; which is no surprise for those who know how physically fit I am...or am not for that matter. All of the sudden she aggressively rips off the condom, and I freeze in panic because I think she's just going to jam it in uncooked!

She tried to give me instructions and at this point I feel like I'm at the first day of school and I don't know how to ask the French teacher how to go to the washroom. Finally I get what she's saying, she asks me to sit on her hips and jerk off on her belly. At this point I'm just confused, but I follow her orders to a T and do just that. Now they don't call me DDB because I don't like to jerk myself off...but it wasn't the finale I had in mind. Then it gets a little awkward, she tells me how much she loves the warmth and wants to enjoy it. So I just kinda sit there toweling myself off and she's laying back in the bed just marinating. I had a good opportunity to reflect on my life and the decisions I had made...and I hadn't quite made up my mind as to how I would rank this session in the great list of encounters.

Conclusion:

Good communication, easy setup, she delivers a decent service, I just didn't jive with that type of service. I think this is a YMMV scenario, but her prices are very reasonable and it's worth a shot to see what you think. DDB gives it a one thumb up one thumb down.
 

Nesbot

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Sometimes we a need a bit of levity. Not gonna lie, I needed the laughs today. Thanks for the recounts of your encounters. You've already provided more reviews here in one day than I have in years.
 

DirtyDanBrown

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Sometimes we a need a bit of levity. Not gonna lie, I needed the laughs today. Thanks for the recounts of your encounters. You've already provided more reviews here in one day than I have in years.
Dude I realized my writing style is kinda funny, but I'm speaking straight facts...like my life is just a fucking joke hahahahah.
 
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