WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You
>>get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex
>>but only in the missionary position.
>>
>>IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second
>>Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both
>>get
>>blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>>restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti
>>&
>>meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
>>3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
>>thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>>nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>>Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date
>>and
>>you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of
>>the wedding. Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>Second
>>Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
>>Third
>>Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other
>>than you.
>>
>>MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
>>Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>>girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
>>her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
>>and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of
>>your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
>>along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>ARAB WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts,
>>Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: You are
>>shot dead. No third date.
>>
>>get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex
>>but only in the missionary position.
>>
>>IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second
>>Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both
>>get
>>blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>>restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti
>>&
>>meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
>>3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
>>thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>>nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>>Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date
>>and
>>you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of
>>the wedding. Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>Second
>>Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
>>Third
>>Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other
>>than you.
>>
>>MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
>>Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>>girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
>>her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
>>and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of
>>your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
>>along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>ARAB WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts,
>>Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: You are
>>shot dead. No third date.
>>
