Dammit, I want a review of me.

[a 1 player]

I don't know why, and the truth might hurt, but I would like to know if I am one of the better clients or not. Ok, perhaps not physically looking (I can admit that), and on a scale of 1 to 10 I would rate my penis at least as a good solid 5, but in terms of personality, service, hygene etc. Fark, I hope I'm not opening a can of worms here.

 

[cypherpunk]

You're not me, but you can be pretty cool.

 

[a 1 player]

Good manly answer.

 

[Lou Siffer]

You know, I've often wondered the same thing. I'm pretty sure it's a bad idea, at least for me.

I mean, I really have no idea what I'm doing most of the time. I managed to make an SP squirt once, but I really don't know how. It was like one of those magical football/hockey/basketball plays that you could never do again if your life depended on it.

But how are we ever going to improve if we never get any feedback? Maybe we could make up anonymous SP feedback sheets to leave with each SP and have them postage prepaid to come back to us.

 

[luv4lust]

i'll review you

 

[a 1 player]

I'll try to set up an appointment for sometime next week then, but it has to be an honest review.

 

[Hiding]

Had the chance to meet up with this joker a few months ago.

I answered the door and he walked in wearing a huge smile and a buzz-cut hair do. We exchanged hellos and walked into the room. In retrospect I must say he was exactly how I pictured him reading his posts online, more-than-average attractiveness and full of good humour. Great guy and super-friendly he had me laughing and smiling before we had even undressed.

After bantering back and forth for a bit we slowly got down to the main event. Suffice to say it we finished with me still smiling.

As we walked to the door he asked about a NRP he thought maybe existed, and slipped his TERB membership and handle ...completely my (pre-existing) fantasy of sleeping with a 1 player. What can I say, I f@&#ing love funny guys. Tied with a very short list of others for my ATF.

BREAKDOWN:
Face: 8.5
Body: 8
Hygiene: 10
Service: 9
Personality 10++

No shill.

 

[papasmerf]

bites , can not give a BBBJTC without teeth, but knows what a bottom should do or so GB tells me


No Homo unless you mean the Bear and Player