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Currently the moment
1. Roxxxy, still the best. Best looking, hottest body, nice location, professional, etc., all girls should learn from her.

2. Nikita, a new member of the list. Great butt, great attitude, only drawback is location. I would love to have her come to visit me at a hotel

3. Red Jenna: Hands down the coolest lady. For conversation she is the best---and great fun. Only reason she is not #1 is that she is not always around.

4. Mariah: have not been in a while and do like her service. The problem is she asked for a tip last time I saw her for service she had been providing for 5 previous encounters.

5. Aliah: another new member. What a nice tiny package. Great breasts too and flexible!

***notes for the missing girls: Leyla: retired but would still love to have that butt staring at me. Janine from body perfect, I know it is an MP but we did it all by the pool! ranks as one of my all time highlites.

O.k. lads, give some feedback
8.5"
 

calloway

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8.5" and Thick said:
O.k. lads, give some feedback
Thanks 8.5" for organizing our own local poll, but two technical issues first. #1... I assume this is KW Guelph poll and #2... SP's & MP's

My Current Top 5....... (overall best sexual experiences)

1. Red Jenna (did you have to ask?)
2. Nikita
3. Mariah
4. Jasmine
5. Victoria

** Roxxy - she was my #1 for over a year... even beating Red Jenna. But I haven't been able to see her since the "enlargements". My only regret is telling her not to get them... and I think she's still pissed at me.

Honourable Mention....but Missing in Action.... Jade, Sarah, Layla (Leyla) & Bailey
 

DbV

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Re: Re: Current Rankings

calloway said:
My only regret is telling her not to get them... and I think she's still pissed at me.
LOL, I told her the same thing and I think she is PO'd at me, because I have had no luck arranging a visit since the enhancements. I think she was just fine before. Bolt-ons are one step closer to doing it with a blow up doll or one of those disembodied vagina/ass combos at the stag shop...
 

joej

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Okay my rankings.....

1. Nikita, very attractive, loves her work, puts the customer first and is one of the nicest people in the industry I've met. I don't usually go for the tall thin ones...but she's changed my mind. My fear is that somehow she will become jaded after a while and change. I'm hoping not because she's great now.

2. Red Jenna, a person who absolutely is one of the sexiest people I've ever met. I thought no one would ever take her out of the #1 slot....and she's still close. But I agree she comes and goes too much.

3. Candy, probably getting flack for this one. Amber's doesn't have a particularly great reputation but for some reason Candy and I have clicked. I think she's really been underrated by everyone...but hey maybe it's just me.

4. Claudia, not sure if she's still around but I had a great rapport with her too. Formerly of Amber's....is she working with Jenna J XXX now?

Sorry no one else makes my list. Jenn of Sweet Dreams is gone. Jenna J XXX was okay...but I got stood up by her and I like the above ones better. My two cents on Roxxy. Maybe I missed the boat on this one but I don't get it. I liked her better before the implants and I'm not sure she would be in my top 4 anyway. Funny how you hit it off with some people and with others you don't.

I have only been to Sabrina's once (China) and wasn't real impressed. I tend to play it safe and when I find women I like, I stay with them. And the way the MPs are now...I haven't been back since Anna left Phoenix.
 

ceo8888ca

I am Teflon !
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My 2 cents..

First off, I am not into MP's locally. Along with that, I used to spend time and see SP's in the GTO area. Since I never get to meet Roxxy or Red Jenna yet, I cannot rate them at this time. However, based on my PM with others, they would probably get into the top 5 local parade for me.

My Rankings :
1)Mariah - very friendly and always nice. Consisent - that is the word.
2)Nikita - upstart, all natural (pun intended), and into it. Let's hope that won't change.
3)Victoria - wild, killer eyes, but acquired the "professionalism symptoms" of late.

And, yes, I missed Layla too..
 

billy4ever

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well........ ceo...looks like we got the same thoughts on mariah.
1. Mariah-...gives you the best time, u just wanna have more of her
2. i haven't yet seen nikita.....so i would have to say Sommer from platinum foxx (sadly, she's not in the business now)
3. victoria....the eyes, definitely, and the talk...

....a message to nikita.....i'm crawling over ....c u soon!
 

DbV

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My rankings:

1. Red Jenna. Nuff said on this one.

2. Roxxy. I haven't seen her since the bolt-ons, but she still sticks in my mind as a great experience.

3. Jessie (Laurie's in Woodstock). The one and only good experience I have had there, and she clicked very well with me... ;)

4. No one....

5. Nicole. She was always fun, and she went waaaay beyond what was expected when I caught her on her birthday one year.

1,200,342,543,321 Jen from Jen and Ben. Better off dousing your cock with lighter fluid and setting a match from it. Better expenditure of time and more pleasure. But the ad in the record says "They're back!". Well whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
 

calloway

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DbV said:
1,200,342,543,321 Jen from Jen and Ben. Better off dousing your cock with lighter fluid and setting a match from it. Better expenditure of time and more pleasure. But the ad in the record says "They're back!". Well whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
Couldn't be said any better DbV..... it's great to have you participating on this board!
 

thaiboy

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Hello gentlemen (and ladies)!
Long time lurker, first time poster.
I'm going back a few years with my Top Three list so let's see if anyone remembers these fine ladies from the K-W area:

1. Frida Lay: This plus size Bavarian beauty was 300 lbs of sheer ecstasy! She used to love it when we played 'hide the
knackwurst'.

2. Trannie Tyrese: Gave the best bj's in the biz...but I could never figure out why she refused to remove her pants!

3. Domina: I couldn't get enough of this sadistic siren. She
was the Queen of the Paddle, and I would crawl over broken
glass on bare knees for this woman (and often did!).

Well, that's my Top Three list...Aaah, the memories!!

(If I think of any more outstanding SPs I'll let you know!)
 

calloway

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thaiboy said:
Well, that's my Top Three list...Aaah, the memories!!
Huh?.... aaah the memories Thaiboy. Those were the good old days weren't they? .... when you could get your schnitzel pulled for $20. You know the great thing about Terb is that we welcome reviews of all sorts.... including your family members. Welcome to the KW board!
 

shiftee

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thaiboy said:
Hello gentlemen (and ladies)!
Long time lurker, first time poster.
I'm going back a few years with my Top Three list so let's see if anyone remembers these fine ladies from the K-W area:

1. Frida Lay: This plus size Bavarian beauty was 300 lbs of sheer ecstasy! She used to love it when we played 'hide the
knackwurst'.

2. Trannie Tyrese: Gave the best bj's in the biz...but I could never figure out why she refused to remove her pants!

3. Domina: I couldn't get enough of this sadistic siren. She
was the Queen of the Paddle, and I would crawl over broken
glass on bare knees for this woman (and often did!).

Well, that's my Top Three list...Aaah, the memories!!

(If I think of any more outstanding SPs I'll let you know!)
Thaiboy, why didn't Peaches the tranny from the Bus Terminal make your list. Was is the cold sore or the ferret in Peaches'pocket? I understand a duo with the ferret was only $30.
 

thaiboy

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Feb 23, 2004
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Thanks, Calloway!
I'm just having a bit of fun, and I like your line about "including your family members"; although getting your schnitzel pulled for $20 sounds like a heck of a deal!

I've been indulging in the local mp scene since the first rub 'n' tugs
opened in the early 90ies. I remember being a regular at Nena's.
It was located in a dumpy office complex on Guelph Street and when it (and a couple of other places) first opened mpa's gave you the option of topless, nude and nude reverse. That was the norm (and legal!) until the city came up with those strict by-laws
of wearing lingerie and restricted touching.

My first 'regular' was a young Spanish chicita who was very hot. Years later another mpa told me that this girl went to LA to make porno flicks!

I also had great times at Phoenix and Exxotica...aaah, the 'real' memories!

The area has been hot and cold over the years and I don't frequent the mps much lately because the quality of service just hasn't been the same since the police raids (June 2002?). Do any of you old timers agree?

During the past year I've been spending most of my time (and energy) at Aloha Spa in Waterloo. Shauna and Terin are the best but I don't know where they are now that Aloha closed.
 

GENTLEMAN_Wloo

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Shauna went to Ruby's briefly, however as of this week she is not working there anymore either! If you track her down....would love to know where she went :(
 

tropico

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DbV said:


1,200,342,543,321 Jen from Jen and Ben. Better off dousing your cock with lighter fluid and setting a match from it. Better expenditure of time and more pleasure. But the ad in the record says "They're back!". Well whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
Couldn't agree more....
:)
Well said...
 

jimmyz

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Havent taken the plunge yet, but it is becoming more interesting, and I am getting sick of the MP's, or rather the inconsistent service. Now I'm a little nervous about the protocol on my maiden voyage, but I am thinking next paycheck.
"I think it moved"
 
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