curacao

[Shoeless Joe]

I'm mostly a lurker but just got back from the greatest place I ve ever seen and thought I'd pass it on to everyone. The island is fabulous, the people are extremly friendly and all speak english. Great beaches with beautiful Dutch woman everywhere, topless of course.
Theres a place on the island called Campo Alegre, basically a huge legal brothel with about 200 girls to choose from. Believe me theres something here for everyone, every size,shape ,age and colour. Once inside $5.00 entry fee, its a ten acre resort with 200 or so rooms with mostly Columbian girls almost begging to get your $45.00 They try very hard to satisfy everyone. What you do is get a drink from the bar and start wandering about the compound of rooms and basically shop until you see what you like. Truly like Kmart shopping. The bar has live sex shows every monday,wednesday thursday friday and saturday about midnight, where two girls do each other with dildos. The place is very clean as are the rooms. Apparently the girls do three month stints so they acually live in these rooms for there stay. A diffrent girl every night for less than the price of your rental car and some of these girls are amazing . I certainly will be returning again as soon as I can. I like to think of it as the Amsterdam of the south .

www.campo-alegre.com

 

[Big Papa Smurf]

Correct me if I'm wrong. Don't they speak a Spanish creole down there called Papimiento? I know that they speak a Spanish creole in Aruba. Or do they speak a Dutch pidgin in Curacao?

 

[Shoeless Joe]

Right on all accounts
Papimiento is the official language, but since there is so many Dutch tourists dutch is as widely used as anything. Having said that, I didn't find one person that didn't speak perfect english execpt the girls at Campo which only spoke spanish as they were all from Columbia with a few from the Dominican.

 

[30smthng]

on a lighter note... during my stay in Curacao, my business host nicknamed the Papimiento language as "pap chat" - for it's multifaceted origins...

if you're looking for a more prolonged and intimate experience (not that Campo isn't good) go to a small bar called "cheers" and ask for Karen - a blonde columbian that will rock your world!

if memory serves me correctly... cheers is located upstairs of a retail store called "air care"

 

[xix]

web link

Does this web link actually work? I tried it this morning and evening and didn't get coonected at all.

 

[gypsy121]

Re: web link

Does this web link actually work? I tried it this morning and evening and didn't get coonected at all.

Try this one:

http://www.campo-alegre-resort.com

gypsy

 

[500miles]

Is this place still in business? Their web site's gone.

 

[skazi]

Just got back from amazing 7-days trip to the magnificent island of Curacao. Stayed at Renaissance hotel at Willemstad. This place rocks! Breath taking urban and natural scenery with world-class beaches around, gigantic cruise ships, friendly Dutch folks, gourmet food and etc...Now to the business. The meeting point is legal, biggest in the world brothel called Campo Allegre organized in a similar concept as Amsterdam red-light district. There are dozens of girls mostly Colombian/Dominican girls working for 40-50 USD per shot on goal. Excellent service, decent conditions in the rooms. Given the variety and quantity of SPs, every customer (even the most picky one) can find appropriate match to satisfy his own aspirations. For orgy fans/swingers - duos, quartets (two boys on two girls) are easily available at the same affordable rate. You won't regret going there.

 

[movzzz]

The A B C islands are great!!! Aruba, Bonaire, Curacao they are all magnificent!

Glad you had a great time... The Venezuelans (Vennis) and Colombians there are what all women should look like. I encourage all who can make the trip to make that trip. It a slice of heaven on earth.

 

[ExoticSpirit]

Excellent service, decent conditions in the rooms. Given the variety and quantity of SPs, every customer (even the most picky one) can find appropriate match to satisfy his own aspirations.

This is encouraging to hear since I also heard that the place was filled with mostly fatties. Did you end up taking cabs there or did you rent a car?

 

[Julian]

I visited to Campo Allegro a few years back...quite possibly my favourite place on earth!

 

[skazi]

Cabs for 30 USD each leg.

 

[backrubman]

Actually this thread got me quite interested in Curaçao. I've been doing quite a bit of research on it -- It looks quite nice and definitely worthy of a visit (but for me not for sex vacation purposes). One thing that kind of struck me was it does seem a little pricey on the accommodations side? This is important to me as when I go somewhere and stay at a resort I tend to park there for considerable lengths of time, several weeks or even a couple of months. Sometimes I stay at an all inclusive resort in Puerto Plata when my apartment there is otherwise rented and Curaçao is only a short hop away from my beloved República Dominicana. Can anyone that has been there shed some light on the accommodations costs? And is "all-inclusive" as common and available there as it is in República Dominicana? Also solid Internet connectivity is a must to be able to conduct business during an extended stay. Thanks.

 

[lighthouse boy]

http://campoalegresex.com/

 

[avxl1003]

Actually this thread got me quite interested in Curaçao. I've been doing quite a bit of research on it -- It looks quite nice and definitely worthy of a visit (but for me not for sex vacation purposes). One thing that kind of struck me was it does seem a little pricey on the accommodations side? This is important to me as when I go somewhere and stay at a resort I tend to park there for considerable lengths of time, several weeks or even a couple of months. Sometimes I stay at an all inclusive resort in Puerto Plata when my apartment there is otherwise rented and Curaçao is only a short hop away from my beloved República Dominicana. Can anyone that has been there shed some light on the accommodations costs? And is "all-inclusive" as common and available there as it is in República Dominicana? Also solid Internet connectivity is a must to be able to conduct business during an extended stay. Thanks.

I don't know if Curacao has any all inclusive resorts. If it does, it'll be one or two.

I spend all my time down south in Bonaire (20 minute flight from Curacao). I've never spent more than a night in Curacao and that's always been because of flight trouble to Bonaire (so I usually spend it around the airport). If it's anything like Bonaire then you'll find prices on everything are fair. Not cheap. Just fair. The same (if not SLIGHTLY cheaper) than anywhere in Canada.

 

[sleazure]

I went to Curacao on a sell-off 20 years ago. Stayed at Lion's Dive, out by the seaquarium, got a nice deal.
Great island for diving, I didn't hobby or try the ganga. I liked the fact that it didn't feel like a tourist trap; it was more like visiting a small town.
There were a lot of europeans there to get their drivers licenses. It was still a Dutch territory at the time, and the tests were so much easier there than on the continent.

 

[backrubman]

I don't know if Curacao has any all inclusive resorts. If it does, it'll be one or two... The same (if not SLIGHTLY cheaper) than anywhere in Canada.

That's very helpful, thanks so much!

Yes, that's kind of what my research was indicating so it's not for me but it does look like a lovely place to visit so I shall have to put it on my to visit list but not for my extended stay excursions. In República Dominicana I get to fly to and stay at a 5 star "all-inclusive" for less than I can "live" (everyday living expenses) in Canada. I know that may sound dramatic but it is true. $635 or a week (from Ottawa or Toronto) which works out to about $1K with taxes, so that's airfare, transfers and 5-star all inclusive, of course when one says much longer you aren't paying for the jet fuel each week so the cost falls more in line with day to day living expenses in Canada to be on vacation forever I find my buying power is roughly 10 to 1 (Canada vs. República Dominicana). I guess that's true of the ladies as well, what costs $500 in Canada costs $50 there.

 

[avxl1003]

That's very helpful, thanks so much!

Yes, that's kind of what my research was indicating so it's not for me but it does look like a lovely place to visit so I shall have to put it on my to visit list but not for my extended stay excursions. In República Dominicana I get to fly to and stay at a 5 star "all-inclusive" for less than I can "live" (everyday living expenses) in Canada. I know that may sound dramatic but it is true. $635 or a week (from Ottawa or Toronto) which works out to about $1K with taxes, so that's airfare, transfers and 5-star all inclusive, of course when one says much longer you aren't paying for the jet fuel each week so the cost falls more in line with day to day living expenses in Canada to be on vacation forever I find my buying power is roughly 10 to 1 (Canada vs. República Dominicana). I guess that's true of the ladies as well, what costs $500 in Canada costs $50 there.

It's a different vacation.. Dominican is filled with poverty. Curacao and Bonaire are not.

The only reason the ladies are cheap on Curacao and Bonaire is because the ladies at the Brothels are all from poor South American countries, specifically brought in (and regulated by the government) to be prostitutes. If you offered a waitress at a local bar $50 to suck your dick in Bonaire you'd have your testicles in a vice before you knew it.

For cheap vacations, I prefer Cuba myself. I find Cuban people to be less pushy than Dominicans.