Crucifixion Gone Awry...

[Morgan Ellis]

Someone's been watching the "Passion of the Christ" movie a little bit too much...

Man treated after attempting to nail himself to cross
http://www.pressherald.com/news/state/040316crossguy.shtml

excerpt:
Lt. Pierre Boucher said the man took two pieces of wood, nailed them together in the form of a cross and placed them on the floor. He attached a suicide sign to the wood and then proceeded to nail one of his hands to the makeshift cross using a 14-penny nail and a hammer.

"When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.

It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.'

What I love best about this is that I first read it posted on a Fetish Review board, and almost immediately fifty posters popped up suggesting much more effificient ways to do self crucifixions...


-- Morgan

 

[n_v]

from the article : 'He told them he had not seen the hit movie "The Passion of the Christ,"'

 

[Morgan Ellis]

Well, I suppose he just really liked the commercials, then.

-- Morgan

 

[onthebottom]

And

More proof that there is a lot of sick people out there.

GB

that most people can't plan for the future.

OTB

 

[n_v]

Well, I suppose he just really liked the commercials, then.

-- Morgan

You are assuming alot then.

 

[ham2004]

Personally, I would have used my air nailer.. its faster and I could do it using my feet..

 

[n_v]

Personally, I would have used my air nailer.. its faster and I could do it using my feet..

Then how would you nail your feet?

 

[ham2004]

Then how would you nail your feet?

very carefully....

 

[n_v]

very carefully....

Oh do tell please

 

[xarir]

What I love best about this is that I first read it posted on a Fetish Review board, and almost immediately fifty posters popped up suggesting much more effificient ways to do self crucifixions...

Such as?

 

[ham2004]

Perhaps I could get the other "detainees" in the looney bin to help me, as I would have to be f**kin nuts to do this to myself..

maybe

or

maybe not....

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Well with self crucifiction you just need to nail the feet one hand and the head. The remaining hand can be rested on a hook, which is placed in advance on the free side. Problem solved.

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Now that's celebrating Easter in the Jewish Tradition...

 

[ham2004]

WWW..

way to much thought man.. way too much thought..

If I ever need a sucide coach.. can I call..

 

[Deviant]

Wouldn't it just be easier to recruit a bunch of Romans to help you out - I mean, they were pretty efficient at it in the old days.

I think you nailed it on the head with this one.