I am single... however, if I did have a significant other... and I closed my Terb tab, only to have an
Ashley Madison tab pop open without my knowledge... and she found it... wow... that would be a conversation.
"Honey, you don't understand... I was not looking to hook up with someone's wife.... I swear... no really. I was on the hooker board. NO. NO. NO. I only argue politics there. Seriously! Well yeah... I get some financial advice too... hey! Come back!!!"