Corporate Advertising; I'm Helping Them

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If Rogers rings your Bell will you Telus?

Have you ever had a Hummer in your Cadillac?

Can your a Ford to drive that Porsche?

 

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I Generally Motor in a Chrysler.

 

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McDonald's - Home of the Big Mac, We Do It Your Way

Have You Driven an Accord lately?

Coca Cola Adds Life so Obey Your Thirst

Trojan Condoms, the Fresh Maker

 

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Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"

MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."

Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!"

Iguana: "The other green meat."

Nike: "Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"

Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."

Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes!"

Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"

Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!"

Professional Bowling on ABC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"

 

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In the Second World War movie called from "Hell and Back". Did Audi Murphy salute General Motors?

 

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Will Post Ceral make your mail soggy?

 

[WhaWhaWha]

In the comics section of the newspaper is Mary Worth Daddy's Warbucks?

 

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Does General Motors salute General Electric?

 

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Is Post Grape Nuts cureable with penicillin?