Since my day job is at an adult store, I often get saddled with the frustrating task of checking movies that customers claim don't work (9 times out of 10 it is a problem with their equipment not the film). So yesterday I am checking out a DVD, and one of the lines I came across had me howling in laughter. Granted the movie is from a european company and the English is overdubbed onto the movie, but my goodness!
Let me set the scene:
There is a lovely woman who has just checked into a hotel on holiday. She has not had the opportunity to change her currency yet, but decided that the bell hop deserves a tip for carrying her luggage up to her room. She smiles at him and says something unitelligible, which the English overdubbing translates into:
"Her purse was empty, but his balls were not!"
Needless to say the scene of course shifts into her giving him a stellar BJ, but come on! What the heck kind of line is that?!?!?!
So since I am sure there are a lot of porn afficianados out there, I want to know what is the worst line you have ever heard in a porn movie?!
*kisses*
Kissidy
Let me set the scene:
There is a lovely woman who has just checked into a hotel on holiday. She has not had the opportunity to change her currency yet, but decided that the bell hop deserves a tip for carrying her luggage up to her room. She smiles at him and says something unitelligible, which the English overdubbing translates into:
"Her purse was empty, but his balls were not!"
Needless to say the scene of course shifts into her giving him a stellar BJ, but come on! What the heck kind of line is that?!?!?!
So since I am sure there are a lot of porn afficianados out there, I want to know what is the worst line you have ever heard in a porn movie?!
*kisses*
Kissidy